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Caption Contest 03-08-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Uses whichever rest room she damn well pleases. - RoadKillHairPiece

"I see Lead people." - Ian

NO MORE BULLSHIT, WALL STREET! - Hugh Jassole

aww, feminism is ADORABLE! honey, look at the feminism. awww! - mellowpuma

It's not a real statue... it was Forged. - 38chrysler


Bronze:

"I win BRONZE! I win BRONZE!!!" - KariGrant

Silver:

No Ma'am, I'm part of the cast - Iverneil

Gold:

YOU SHALL NOT PASS INDEXDJX:DJI 25,000! - Rotwang

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Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2017 at 5:09pm

“I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...”

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2017 at 5:09pm

“Don’t fuck with me, I’m a Taurus!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2017 at 5:09pm

“Will you people stop ordering Schlitz?  This is the 10th one I’ve had to deal with today!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2017 at 5:09pm

Little Girls:  Standing up to bullshit since…   Well, since the day my daughter could talk, in my case.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 9, 2017 at 3:13pm

And in Olympic news, Sarah Hill takes the bronze in Bull Staring.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 9, 2017 at 3:10pm

Children of the Horn

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 9, 2017 at 2:41pm

Jonesing for a Red Bull.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 9, 2017 at 11:08am

The fountain feature only works in Holland.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2017 at 11:06am

"Man, that is one dedicated mime. She's been like that for almost a day now."

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 9, 2017 at 11:05am

According to the Wall Street Journal's, 'Twerking & The Bull Market', Wall Street pays tribute to a significant market enhancer.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2017 at 10:58am

"I didn't even know the Statue of Liberty was capable of producing children."

Comment by Bill Staples on March 9, 2017 at 10:54am
Sailor Moon eat your heart out!!!
Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2017 at 10:52am

Even Gloria Steinem thinks this is a bit too on the nose.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2017 at 10:51am

"How exactly am I supposed to feel empowered by a little girl frozen in fear?"

Comment by Bill Staples on March 9, 2017 at 10:50am
Behold the power of the Veejayjay
Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2017 at 10:48am

"This is unbelievable! This bull is anatomically correct!"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2017 at 10:45am

"She should be grateful her father wasn't King Midas."

Comment by AKAAB on March 9, 2017 at 10:18am

Breaking through the brass ceiling.

Comment by AKAAB on March 9, 2017 at 10:17am

Nice legs...

Comment by Mario!!! on March 9, 2017 at 8:28am

"Poor girl's scared stiff."

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