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Caption Contest 03-08-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Uses whichever rest room she damn well pleases. - RoadKillHairPiece

"I see Lead people." - Ian

NO MORE BULLSHIT, WALL STREET! - Hugh Jassole

aww, feminism is ADORABLE! honey, look at the feminism. awww! - mellowpuma

It's not a real statue... it was Forged. - 38chrysler


Bronze:

"I win BRONZE! I win BRONZE!!!" - KariGrant

Silver:

No Ma'am, I'm part of the cast - Iverneil

Gold:

YOU SHALL NOT PASS INDEXDJX:DJI 25,000! - Rotwang

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Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2017 at 10:58am

"I didn't even know the Statue of Liberty was capable of producing children."

Comment by Bill Staples on March 9, 2017 at 10:54am
Sailor Moon eat your heart out!!!
Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2017 at 10:52am

Even Gloria Steinem thinks this is a bit too on the nose.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2017 at 10:51am

"How exactly am I supposed to feel empowered by a little girl frozen in fear?"

Comment by Bill Staples on March 9, 2017 at 10:50am
Behold the power of the Veejayjay
Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2017 at 10:48am

"This is unbelievable! This bull is anatomically correct!"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2017 at 10:45am

"She should be grateful her father wasn't King Midas."

Comment by AKAAB on March 9, 2017 at 10:18am

Breaking through the brass ceiling.

Comment by AKAAB on March 9, 2017 at 10:17am

Nice legs...

Comment by Mario!!! on March 9, 2017 at 8:28am

"Poor girl's scared stiff."

Comment by Mario!!! on March 9, 2017 at 8:25am

She must be one of the girls from Babymetal.

Comment by Rodney Dean on March 9, 2017 at 8:15am

Her last words were "What a Nincow..."

Comment by mellowpuma on March 9, 2017 at 6:36am

so, which one of you assholes doesn't like sara lee?  you're going to learn real quick that nobody doesn't like sarah lee.  nobody.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 9, 2017 at 6:29am

why can't you be more like the metal girl, jessica?  look how skinny she is!

Comment by mellowpuma on March 9, 2017 at 6:20am

so the logo from little debbies snack cakes is standing up to the new york snack exchange?

Comment by mellowpuma on March 9, 2017 at 5:45am

artism effects 1 in 20 college graduates.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 9, 2017 at 5:39am

yes, but why does she look like a girl from the 1950's?  isn't perpetuating patriarchal stereotypes like these part of the endemic problem?  if even our protests are tainted by penofacism, what hope does our society have to end every sentence in a question?

Comment by mellowpuma on March 9, 2017 at 5:36am

that day the artist broke the glass ceiling of giving away free bronze sculptures.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 9, 2017 at 5:34am

aww, feminism is ADORABLE! honey, look at the feminism. awww!

Comment by MacSpruce on March 9, 2017 at 4:39am

My money's on the bull..

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