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Caption Contest 03-08-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Uses whichever rest room she damn well pleases. - RoadKillHairPiece

"I see Lead people." - Ian

NO MORE BULLSHIT, WALL STREET! - Hugh Jassole

aww, feminism is ADORABLE! honey, look at the feminism. awww! - mellowpuma

It's not a real statue... it was Forged. - 38chrysler


Bronze:

"I win BRONZE! I win BRONZE!!!" - KariGrant

Silver:

No Ma'am, I'm part of the cast - Iverneil

Gold:

YOU SHALL NOT PASS INDEXDJX:DJI 25,000! - Rotwang

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Comment by Rotwang on March 15, 2017 at 1:08am

YOU SHALL NOT PASS INDEXDJX:DJI 25,000!

Comment by Mervin97 on March 12, 2017 at 5:38am

"You think he has big balls, you don't know shit."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 12, 2017 at 5:37am

"I don't take any bullshit."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 12, 2017 at 5:34am

"Don't test my mettle bitch."

Comment by Iverneil on March 11, 2017 at 4:35pm

Would you love me if I was metal mom? huh? would ya??

Comment by Rotwang on March 11, 2017 at 4:23pm

The opposite of what Hilary did on Wall Street.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 11, 2017 at 11:13am

It was a bad time to get her first statue period.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 11, 2017 at 7:06am

...and I call this one "Hoof Hearted"

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 10, 2017 at 2:15pm

A young Jessica Alba is immortalized in Hans Cuntz' work, simply entitled 'Attitude'.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 10, 2017 at 1:49pm

According to authorities, Mr. Midas was brought in for questioning regarding 'good touch/bad touch'.

Comment by Rosedude on March 10, 2017 at 11:19am
Standing up to a bully.
Comment by mellowpuma on March 10, 2017 at 3:44am

breakin' 2: electric bull girl coup

Comment by mellowpuma on March 10, 2017 at 3:14am

the olson twins: there used to be three of them, but nobody ever talks about it.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 10, 2017 at 3:01am

in a way, deep down, aren't we all metal little girls standing idiotically in front of an angry bull 30 times our size?

Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2017 at 6:57pm

Never stand behind a bull with diarrhea.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2017 at 6:54pm

Ewwww... that was a juicy fart.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2017 at 6:50pm

It's not a real statue... it was Forged.

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2017 at 5:11pm

“Hey bitch, hand me your red coat!  I’ve got a bull to fight and I need a cape!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2017 at 5:10pm

“Grabbing pussies is easy.  Trump should grow some balls, follow my lead and try grabbing the bull by the horns for once.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2017 at 5:10pm

If you think Chuck Norris is bad ass, you should meet his daughter.

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