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Caption Contest 03-08-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Uses whichever rest room she damn well pleases. - RoadKillHairPiece

"I see Lead people." - Ian

NO MORE BULLSHIT, WALL STREET! - Hugh Jassole

aww, feminism is ADORABLE! honey, look at the feminism. awww! - mellowpuma

It's not a real statue... it was Forged. - 38chrysler


Bronze:

"I win BRONZE! I win BRONZE!!!" - KariGrant

Silver:

No Ma'am, I'm part of the cast - Iverneil

Gold:

YOU SHALL NOT PASS INDEXDJX:DJI 25,000! - Rotwang

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Comment by Rotwang on March 15, 2017 at 1:08am

YOU SHALL NOT PASS INDEXDJX:DJI 25,000!

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 12, 2017 at 9:21pm
Bakes explosive S'mores.
Comment by Mervin97 on March 12, 2017 at 5:38am

"You think he has big balls, you don't know shit."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 12, 2017 at 5:37am

"I don't take any bullshit."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 12, 2017 at 5:34am

"Don't test my mettle bitch."

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 11, 2017 at 10:18pm
After my first Brazilian wax, I feel like I can conquer the world.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 11, 2017 at 10:12pm
Trying to incite the bull with a red training bra.
Comment by Iverneil on March 11, 2017 at 4:35pm

Would you love me if I was metal mom? huh? would ya??

Comment by Rotwang on March 11, 2017 at 4:23pm

The opposite of what Hilary did on Wall Street.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 11, 2017 at 4:03pm
She buys beef for Burger King.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 11, 2017 at 3:57pm
Bull: She seems like a nice determined kid. Maybe as a first time warning I'll just bust her hymen with my left horn and toss her into a bush.
Comment by JJJ23 on March 11, 2017 at 11:13am

It was a bad time to get her first statue period.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 11, 2017 at 7:06am

...and I call this one "Hoof Hearted"

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 10, 2017 at 2:15pm

A young Jessica Alba is immortalized in Hans Cuntz' work, simply entitled 'Attitude'.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 10, 2017 at 1:49pm

According to authorities, Mr. Midas was brought in for questioning regarding 'good touch/bad touch'.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 10, 2017 at 11:22am
Six months after this encounter, she changed her last name to Gore.
Comment by Rosedude on March 10, 2017 at 11:19am
Standing up to a bully.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 10, 2017 at 11:15am
Girl: All I see is a thousand pounds of steaks and forty pounds of testicles.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 10, 2017 at 11:08am
Waiting for the cattle prod salesman to show up.
Comment by mellowpuma on March 10, 2017 at 3:44am

breakin' 2: electric bull girl coup

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