"Ah, fuck! I just got a splinter!" - VomitFlop
...that's the same face I make when squeezing a big log... - 38chrysler
Is anyone going to relieve them of their post? - Iverneil
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...and from this day forward they were called grunts.
The log of war.
Well, that one British guy did say, “I want her near.” (Get it? Her ‘neah’… hernia…? Okay, never mind. Sorry.)
Och, a single Scotsman could put you American laddies to shame when it comes to the caber toss.
For all that, it wasn’t a particularly uplifting experience.
That's not what the drill sergeant meant when he said they could take a load off.
...remind me never to volunteer when the Sargent asks "who wants to take my Beamer 20 miles up the road for me today?"
The reaction when they heard Paul Bunyan was their drill Sargeant.
Woody, or wooden he? That is the question.
Pole Dancing... Military Style
Pinching off a log can be brutal...
All men eventually make the same face when they fondle their morning wood.
My favorite part of these meetings is when we log out.
March of The Wood Hand Soldiers
Is anyone going to relieve them of their post?
Oh Great Kong, please cleanse your teeth cracks with our humble offering.
Modern war technology hasn't found a better way to get into a castle.
He hasn't had wood up that long since he mixed up his vitamin and Viagra bottles....
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