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Caption Contest 02-05-2019

Honorable Mentions:

"This is a which hunt, as in: Which one was I, the guy in blackface or the dude in the hood?" - Ian

...how bout I just tear down another Statue or two and we call it even? - 38chrysler

You ask any of these boys around here if I don’t treat them good. - Iverneil

Bronze:

If he's not thinking about resigning his wife sure is. - JJJ23

Silver:

Virginia Governor also exaggerates about the length of the fish he caught... More at 11. - RunSilent RunDeep

Gold:

can trump just hold a rally here already, sheesh! oh, wait, i'm a democrat. fuck. - mellowpuma

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Comment by Rosedude on February 14, 2019 at 7:19pm

"Allow me to introduce my wife, Rachel Dolezal."   

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 10, 2019 at 12:54pm

"Yes. My balls are this big."

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2019 at 5:26am

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2019 at 5:10am

so this trump guy made a brown baby jail 6 months ago, and i was dumb in my twenties.  and i'm the one you're mad at ... REALLY?

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2019 at 5:01am

aside from the michael jackson thing, i watched a lot of kiss porn.  i mean parts of their faces were black, sooo....

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2019 at 4:38am

listen, the 5 other guys behind me in line for the governorship had way worse halloween costumes, trust me.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2019 at 4:36am

can trump just hold a rally here already, sheesh!  oh, wait, i'm a democrat.  fuck.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2019 at 4:34am

the nineties was a time when we could do stuff like black face.  you just had to have a black friend who was kinda comfortable with it.  sure i didn't have that, but still ...

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2019 at 4:31am

also, aside from the michael jackson thing, i had sex with a wall socket.  i'm not proud of it, my wife isn't proud of it. but it happened.  i did win a collectible pog, which was kind of a big deal back then.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2019 at 4:19am

the 80's were a very confusing time ... what with alf and all.  i mean alf was out there, it was confusing.  he wanted to eat a cat!  is it just me?

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2019 at 4:16am

"its hip to be square" isn't that still a thing? no? ... ok.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 8, 2019 at 9:58pm

Now he has to face the black music.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 8, 2019 at 9:25pm

Whaddya mean, "never go back"?

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 8, 2019 at 1:44pm

I'll take Al Jolson wannabees for $400 Alex.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 8, 2019 at 1:43pm

Virginia Governor also exaggerates about the length of the fish he caught... More at 11.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 8, 2019 at 1:40pm

"It is all very disturbing... May I introduce Frau Blucker."

Comment by KariGrant on February 8, 2019 at 9:05am

Ralph breaks the hair net.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 8, 2019 at 3:50am

Ralph Breaks the Government 

Comment by Mervin97 on February 7, 2019 at 5:14am

"I'm really African American I'm wearing whiteface."

Comment by Mervin97 on February 7, 2019 at 5:11am

"I'm changing the state motto to Virginia, the blackface state."

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