"This is a which hunt, as in: Which one was I, the guy in blackface or the dude in the hood?" - Ian
...how bout I just tear down another Statue or two and we call it even? - 38chrysler
You ask any of these boys around here if I don’t treat them good. - Iverneil
Bronze:
If he's not thinking about resigning his wife sure is. - JJJ23
Silver:
Virginia Governor also exaggerates about the length of the fish he caught... More at 11. - RunSilent RunDeep
Gold:
can trump just hold a rally here already, sheesh! oh, wait, i'm a democrat. fuck. - mellowpuma
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"Allow me to introduce my wife, Rachel Dolezal."
"Yes. My balls are this big."
so this trump guy made a brown baby jail 6 months ago, and i was dumb in my twenties. and i'm the one you're mad at ... REALLY?
aside from the michael jackson thing, i watched a lot of kiss porn. i mean parts of their faces were black, sooo....
listen, the 5 other guys behind me in line for the governorship had way worse halloween costumes, trust me.
can trump just hold a rally here already, sheesh! oh, wait, i'm a democrat. fuck.
the nineties was a time when we could do stuff like black face. you just had to have a black friend who was kinda comfortable with it. sure i didn't have that, but still ...
also, aside from the michael jackson thing, i had sex with a wall socket. i'm not proud of it, my wife isn't proud of it. but it happened. i did win a collectible pog, which was kind of a big deal back then.
the 80's were a very confusing time ... what with alf and all. i mean alf was out there, it was confusing. he wanted to eat a cat! is it just me?
"its hip to be square" isn't that still a thing? no? ... ok.
Now he has to face the black music.
Whaddya mean, "never go back"?
I'll take Al Jolson wannabees for $400 Alex.
Virginia Governor also exaggerates about the length of the fish he caught... More at 11.
"It is all very disturbing... May I introduce Frau Blucker."
Ralph breaks the hair net.
Ralph Breaks the Government
"I'm really African American I'm wearing whiteface."
"I'm changing the state motto to Virginia, the blackface state."
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