"This is a which hunt, as in: Which one was I, the guy in blackface or the dude in the hood?" - Ian
...how bout I just tear down another Statue or two and we call it even? - 38chrysler
You ask any of these boys around here if I don’t treat them good. - Iverneil
Bronze:
If he's not thinking about resigning his wife sure is. - JJJ23
Silver:
Virginia Governor also exaggerates about the length of the fish he caught... More at 11. - RunSilent RunDeep
Gold:
can trump just hold a rally here already, sheesh! oh, wait, i'm a democrat. fuck. - mellowpuma
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"Oh, sure. It's perfectly fine for a Republican to do it, but when a Democrat gives it a go, here come the pitchforks."
"This is absurd. My family was never in the Witness Protection Program!"
"There's been a huge misunderstanding! You see, I was merely trying to pitch Spike Lee some movie ideas."
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