Caption Contest 02-05-2019

Honorable Mentions:

"This is a which hunt, as in: Which one was I, the guy in blackface or the dude in the hood?" - Ian

...how bout I just tear down another Statue or two and we call it even? - 38chrysler

You ask any of these boys around here if I don’t treat them good. - Iverneil

Bronze:

If he's not thinking about resigning his wife sure is. - JJJ23

Silver:

Virginia Governor also exaggerates about the length of the fish he caught... More at 11. - RunSilent RunDeep

Gold:

can trump just hold a rally here already, sheesh! oh, wait, i'm a democrat. fuck. - mellowpuma

Comment

Comment by VomitFlop on February 4, 2019 at 10:43pm: "Oh, sure. It's perfectly fine for a Republican to do it, but when a Democrat gives it a go, here come the pitchforks."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 4, 2019 at 10:41pm: "This is absurd. My family was never in the Witness Protection Program!"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 4, 2019 at 10:40pm: "There's been a huge misunderstanding! You see, I was merely trying to pitch Spike Lee some movie ideas."