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If he's not thinking about resigning his wife sure is.
You ask any of these boys around here if I don’t treat them good.
♫ ♫ Well, I'm back. Back in blackface. Yes, I'm back. Backtracking on blackface. ♫ ♫
"It was a great honor being your governor. Now I must moonwalk outta here!"
"That was me, but I was actually dressed as a coal miner that Halloween."
"I'm not racist! I love niggers!"
He's just a typical politician trying to save blackface during a scandal.
Upon hearing that Liam Neeson was looking to kill the "black" man that raped his friend years ago, Governor Northam quickly backtracks on his statement regarding the medical school photo.
Did Trump say or do some more stupid shit yet to take the focus off me?
Hey, it's Virginia, we're very backwards! I'll probably get more votes next election from this!
Fine, next time I'll dress as Roman Polanski or Kevin Spacey, cool?
Virginia is for Liars
His expression is Rotwang looking at this cap photo going "um I dunno who dat? Huh?"
"If Dave Chappelle can wear a KKK hood why can't I wear black face."
"Like Shaggy said, it wasn't me."
"I can also do jazz hands like Jolson."
"Hey it's either a guy who committed sexual assault or me a guy who put on some makeup, pick your poison."
Worst Cybill Shepherd impression. Ever.
"I did nothing wrong I'm Michael Jackson reincarnated, heee he."
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