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Caption Contest 02-05-2019

Honorable Mentions:

"This is a which hunt, as in: Which one was I, the guy in blackface or the dude in the hood?" - Ian

...how bout I just tear down another Statue or two and we call it even? - 38chrysler

You ask any of these boys around here if I don’t treat them good. - Iverneil

Bronze:

If he's not thinking about resigning his wife sure is. - JJJ23

Silver:

Virginia Governor also exaggerates about the length of the fish he caught... More at 11. - RunSilent RunDeep

Gold:

can trump just hold a rally here already, sheesh! oh, wait, i'm a democrat. fuck. - mellowpuma

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Comment by KariGrant on February 5, 2019 at 9:48am

Worst Robert DeNiro impression. Ever.

Comment by KariGrant on February 5, 2019 at 9:47am

Worst Alan Alda impression. Ever.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 5, 2019 at 9:46am

"Mamee"

Comment by 38chrysler on February 5, 2019 at 9:21am

Wow...I'm gonna need some kind of grand wizard to get me out of this mess... uh, I Mean Genie, it was a Genie I say!

Comment by 38chrysler on February 5, 2019 at 9:19am

That Wasn't Me in that Klan Robe... It was Senator Robert Byrd.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 5, 2019 at 9:15am

Hello.. My name is Gov. Northam and I'd like to introduce you to my Klan...uh, I mean Family.

Comment by Mario!!! on February 5, 2019 at 8:51am

"I was just performing a sociological experiment by seeing if I could get a cab dressed like that.  Spoiler alert: I could not."

Comment by 38chrysler on February 5, 2019 at 8:50am

Hello... my name is Coon-man and I'm running for President in 2020...

Comment by Mario!!! on February 5, 2019 at 8:49am

"That wasn't me.  That was Ted Danson."

Comment by 38chrysler on February 5, 2019 at 8:48am

Let's get a show of hands... Who here was Aborted as an Infant? ...not a single one...  See, it doesn't happen that often.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 5, 2019 at 7:59am

Whata you mean we cant kill Babies anymore... What is happening to this Country I used to love.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 5, 2019 at 7:57am

...how bout I just tear down another Statue or two and we call it even?

Comment by 38chrysler on February 5, 2019 at 7:55am

But I Likes dem blacks folks... let's all go get sum mo of dat watamelon and fried chicin now. an jus hang out ...yawh sur...

Comment by 38chrysler on February 5, 2019 at 7:50am

I'm not the Racist... It's the guy in the White House that has never dressed in Black-Face and KKK Robes and got Jobs for all those African Americans and Latinos that is the Racist.

Comment by Ian on February 5, 2019 at 3:38am

"This is a which hunt, as in: Which one was I, the guy in blackface or the dude in the hood?"

Comment by Ian on February 5, 2019 at 3:37am

"I can stand up here and lie until I'm blue in the face..."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 4, 2019 at 10:56pm

"Me?! I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 4, 2019 at 10:50pm

Many people weren't so eager to hang out at Ralph's next Halloween fiesta.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 4, 2019 at 10:48pm

"All I'm saying, is that things would be a lot easier to digest if we are all colorblind like canines."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 4, 2019 at 10:46pm

"So, I like to listen to the occasional Amos N Andy podcast. Where's the harm in that?"

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