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Worst Robert DeNiro impression. Ever.
Worst Alan Alda impression. Ever.
"Mamee"
Wow...I'm gonna need some kind of grand wizard to get me out of this mess... uh, I Mean Genie, it was a Genie I say!
That Wasn't Me in that Klan Robe... It was Senator Robert Byrd.
Hello.. My name is Gov. Northam and I'd like to introduce you to my Klan...uh, I mean Family.
"I was just performing a sociological experiment by seeing if I could get a cab dressed like that. Spoiler alert: I could not."
Hello... my name is Coon-man and I'm running for President in 2020...
"That wasn't me. That was Ted Danson."
Let's get a show of hands... Who here was Aborted as an Infant? ...not a single one... See, it doesn't happen that often.
Whata you mean we cant kill Babies anymore... What is happening to this Country I used to love.
...how bout I just tear down another Statue or two and we call it even?
But I Likes dem blacks folks... let's all go get sum mo of dat watamelon and fried chicin now. an jus hang out ...yawh sur...
I'm not the Racist... It's the guy in the White House that has never dressed in Black-Face and KKK Robes and got Jobs for all those African Americans and Latinos that is the Racist.
"This is a which hunt, as in: Which one was I, the guy in blackface or the dude in the hood?"
"I can stand up here and lie until I'm blue in the face..."
"Me?! I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."
Many people weren't so eager to hang out at Ralph's next Halloween fiesta.
"All I'm saying, is that things would be a lot easier to digest if we are all colorblind like canines."
"So, I like to listen to the occasional Amos N Andy podcast. Where's the harm in that?"
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