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Caption Contest 02-02-2019

Bronze:

Run Tin Tin - Scrunt

Silver:

"Everyone's rooting for the underarm dog." - MacSpruce

Gold:

To spite her parents Lisa named her dog scissors and ran 26 miles. - Mervin97

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Comment by Mervin97 on February 3, 2019 at 2:27pm

To spite her parents Lisa named her dog scissors and ran 26 miles. 

Comment by Ian on February 3, 2019 at 1:59am

My previous owners walked me differently.

Comment by Iverneil on February 2, 2019 at 9:32pm

Well, these marathons do work up an appetite ya know!

Comment by Scrunt on February 2, 2019 at 5:08pm

Must be the Boston Terrier Marathon.

Comment by Scrunt on February 2, 2019 at 5:08pm

Run Tin Tin

Comment by Scrunt on February 2, 2019 at 5:07pm

Dog Racing: You're Doing it Wrong!!!

Comment by Scrunt on February 2, 2019 at 5:06pm

When it comes to training sled racing dogs, you have to start them early.

Comment by Scrunt on February 2, 2019 at 5:04pm

"Jesus, lady, most of us runners just eat protein bars during a race."

Comment by Scrunt on February 2, 2019 at 5:03pm

"Faster!  Faster!  That bitch with the kitten is getting away!"

Comment by Scrunt on February 2, 2019 at 5:02pm

In case you were wondering, she's a running back in this year's Puppy Bowl.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 2, 2019 at 4:15pm

You don't see many husky people running marathons...

Comment by mellowpuma on February 2, 2019 at 11:38am

she's carrying "live weight".

Comment by mellowpuma on February 2, 2019 at 11:38am

well, she doesn't exactly have the "eye of the tiger" but ...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 2, 2019 at 10:09am

Snoop Puppy decided to run for mayor...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 2, 2019 at 10:05am

Sarah finished the race in second and third place.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 2, 2019 at 9:59am

It's tough holding puppy poop for 26.2 miles!

Comment by KariGrant on February 1, 2019 at 10:46pm

When running a marathon, it's a good idea to take along a light lunch.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 1, 2019 at 7:58pm

Run of the litter

Comment by VomitFlop on February 1, 2019 at 7:57pm

"Why does he keep saying: 'Puppy power!'?"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 1, 2019 at 7:45pm

"I thought you said it was your dog that had a bad case of the runs?"

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