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Caption Contest 02-01-2018

Bronze:

Some birds don't like airports, but I'm a big fan. - MacSpruce

Silver:

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... 99% of the time." - Ian

Gold:

“What, haven’t you ever seen a bird fly south for the winter before?” - Scrunt

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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 9, 2018 at 10:34am

My emotional animal is a part of the body I named Pink Floyd.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 6, 2018 at 9:03pm
No carrion.
Comment by MacSpruce on February 5, 2018 at 7:01pm

Have a pheasant plight. 

Comment by Ian on February 3, 2018 at 1:43am

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... 99% of the time."

Comment by Ian on February 3, 2018 at 1:40am

"Sorry sir, you're going to have to remove your beak, talons and your sternum if you wish to board this flight."

Comment by Ian on February 3, 2018 at 1:36am

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop doing peyote."

Comment by Ian on February 3, 2018 at 1:35am

"Watch them run afowl of the law on an all-new season of Beaking Bad."

Comment by JJJ23 on February 2, 2018 at 10:45pm

The next idiot asks me if I'm headed south gets the shit clawed out of them.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 2, 2018 at 10:25pm

Asshole gets more vacations than I do.

(side note, this could be my peacock. I used to have two now just one, but I don't see him a lot cause he just kind of comes and goes as he pleases.)

Comment by MacSpruce on February 2, 2018 at 4:19pm

Some birds don't like airports, but I'm a big fan.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 2, 2018 at 4:18pm

No, ma'am, I'm sorry. You can't bring a live bird onboard, but if you kill it first we'll call it carrion luggage.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 2, 2018 at 4:17pm

Yeah, they wouldn't let me board with my emotional support crocodile, either.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 2, 2018 at 4:16pm

A peacock is better than no cock.

Comment by Iverneil on February 2, 2018 at 2:33pm

I'm from out of town, wheres the nearest Rookery?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 2, 2018 at 1:25pm

Looks like Larry Bird is going on vacation.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 2, 2018 at 1:54am

The guy said it was a Service Animal... I think it was just a decoy...

Comment by 38chrysler on February 2, 2018 at 1:48am

Asians are picky when it comes to their food being fresh.

Comment by Iverneil on February 1, 2018 at 7:39pm

The people in the seat behind him bitched the entire flight.

Comment by Iverneil on February 1, 2018 at 7:38pm

Anyplace tropical will be fine

Comment by Scrunt on February 1, 2018 at 5:04pm

“See, I told you airports are so focused on stopping terrorism these days that you can smuggle just about anything past them right out in the open.”

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