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Caption Contest 02-01-2018

Bronze:

Some birds don't like airports, but I'm a big fan. - MacSpruce

Silver:

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... 99% of the time." - Ian

Gold:

“What, haven’t you ever seen a bird fly south for the winter before?” - Scrunt

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Comment by VomitFlop on February 1, 2018 at 10:46am

"Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a peacock. We have to use the indefinite article 'a peacock', never your peacock."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 1, 2018 at 10:39am

"My wings aren't just tired, they're fucking killing me. Why do you ask?"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 1, 2018 at 10:35am

Right before she squeezed out a huge egg stuffed with paraphernalia.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 1, 2018 at 10:33am

"What exact type of service does he provide for you, sir? Keep in mind, there are children present."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 1, 2018 at 10:31am

"Yeah, Katy Perry thought she was really cute & provocative making a song about me, didn't she?  What a simple minded airhead."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 1, 2018 at 10:30am

"You're next on my list, Mr. Leno."

Comment by 38chrysler on February 1, 2018 at 9:59am

...and you thought places had trouble figuring out which bathrooms Transgenders should use..

Comment by 38chrysler on February 1, 2018 at 9:45am

Its hard to miss the signal when TSAs new Bomb Sniffers get a hit.

Comment by Mario!!! on February 1, 2018 at 8:33am

Marvin was disappointed to learn that the job listing had a typo and that TSA was not looking for Security Preeners.

Comment by Mario!!! on February 1, 2018 at 8:23am

It's hard not to look like some kind of wild animal after a 16 hour flight.

Comment by KariGrant on February 1, 2018 at 7:11am

I fly the one that gives you free cock tails.

Comment by KariGrant on February 1, 2018 at 7:07am

Fires, floods, quakes. These are signs that it's time. Now, even NBC's leaving Hollywood.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 1, 2018 at 6:04am

cock of the dock

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