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"Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a peacock. We have to use the indefinite article 'a peacock', never your peacock."
"My wings aren't just tired, they're fucking killing me. Why do you ask?"
Right before she squeezed out a huge egg stuffed with paraphernalia.
"What exact type of service does he provide for you, sir? Keep in mind, there are children present."
"Yeah, Katy Perry thought she was really cute & provocative making a song about me, didn't she? What a simple minded airhead."
"You're next on my list, Mr. Leno."
...and you thought places had trouble figuring out which bathrooms Transgenders should use..
Its hard to miss the signal when TSAs new Bomb Sniffers get a hit.
Marvin was disappointed to learn that the job listing had a typo and that TSA was not looking for Security Preeners.
It's hard not to look like some kind of wild animal after a 16 hour flight.
I fly the one that gives you free cock tails.
Fires, floods, quakes. These are signs that it's time. Now, even NBC's leaving Hollywood.
cock of the dock
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