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Caption Contest 01-30-2019

Bronze:

"I bet superheros in the DC universe don't have to work shit jobs to make ends meet." - Scrunt

Silver:

"Please call back only when you're 100% certain your life is in immediate and absolute jeopardy." - Ian

Gold:

"Oh, Aunt May, how could you?! Must...not...tingle!" - VomitFlop

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Comment by AKAAB on January 31, 2019 at 9:26am

Thank you for calling Avenger Life and Casualty...

Comment by AKAAB on January 31, 2019 at 9:24am

Someone's had a bit of MaryJane before work...

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 30, 2019 at 7:38pm

Whollopin' websnappers! Doc Oc has a photo of Aunt May Goblin the Rhino on Instagram.

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 30, 2019 at 7:30pm

Yes Mr.Jameson, if you switch to Geico now, I'll throw in that much needed penis enlargement kit...

Comment by JJJ23 on January 30, 2019 at 7:02pm

Yeah, I don't mean to brag, but I'm the best internet salesman here at the home office. They call me the Web Slinger.

Comment by Scrunt on January 30, 2019 at 6:15pm

"My spidey sense is tingling.  There must be a sick deal over at Amazon right now."

Comment by Scrunt on January 30, 2019 at 6:09pm

The Unamazing Spider-Man

Comment by Scrunt on January 30, 2019 at 6:06pm

He was later fired for surfing the web on the job.

Comment by Scrunt on January 30, 2019 at 6:05pm

"I bet superheros in the DC universe don't have to work shit jobs to make ends meet."

Comment by Scrunt on January 30, 2019 at 6:03pm

"Fuck Google!  I'm a Webcrawler kind of guy!"

Comment by KariGrant on January 30, 2019 at 2:55pm

The first Spiderman was played by Charlie Weaver. THEN Jack Webb.

Comment by KariGrant on January 30, 2019 at 2:54pm

I am proud of my outfit. Every thread in it came straight out of my butt.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 30, 2019 at 9:24am

"That's right, ma'am, everybody gets one."

Comment by KariGrant on January 30, 2019 at 8:36am

Ironically, his name is Webster.

Comment by KariGrant on January 30, 2019 at 8:35am

Webmaster

Comment by Mario!!! on January 30, 2019 at 8:18am

The best thing about working in telemarketing is that you can wear whatever the fuck you want.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 29, 2019 at 11:03pm

"Oh, Aunt May, how could you?! Must...not...tingle!"

Comment by VomitFlop on January 29, 2019 at 11:02pm

"This sucks. I should work for DoorDash instead."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 29, 2019 at 11:01pm

"And now to post these spoilers for Avengers 4."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 29, 2019 at 11:00pm

Into the Spider-Versity.

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