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Caption Contest 01-30-2019

Bronze:

"I bet superheros in the DC universe don't have to work shit jobs to make ends meet." - Scrunt

Silver:

"Please call back only when you're 100% certain your life is in immediate and absolute jeopardy." - Ian

Gold:

"Oh, Aunt May, how could you?! Must...not...tingle!" - VomitFlop

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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 10, 2019 at 1:18pm

Likes: Bondage. Certain toxins. Fishnet stockings. And Carol Channing biographies.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 8, 2019 at 8:28pm

The top telemarketer at curdsandwhey.com.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 8, 2019 at 1:51pm

Spidy senses tell me I won't get laid.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 6, 2019 at 5:37pm

Let's see... Adult... Parody... Peter Porker.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 2, 2019 at 11:44am

cosplay is for closers.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 2, 2019 at 11:43am

the first rule of sales: ABC - always be cartoon

Comment by Iverneil on February 1, 2019 at 8:24am

These damn keys keep sticking!

Comment by Iverneil on February 1, 2019 at 8:22am

Why no?? I’m Superman!!! Why do you ask??

Comment by mellowpuma on February 1, 2019 at 3:25am

how about you buy this life insurance, and i fight thanos and you shut the fuck up.

Comment by Iverneil on January 31, 2019 at 10:54pm

These people drive me up a fucking wall

Comment by mellowpuma on January 31, 2019 at 9:27pm

spider lan

Comment by Mervin97 on January 31, 2019 at 8:06pm

"I bet Green Goblin doesn't have a part time job."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 31, 2019 at 8:05pm

" Hi I'm from Solar City, could I interest you in some....damn another hang up."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 31, 2019 at 7:53pm

"Stop staring at me, I told you this job is temporary, I'm out of here as soon as the crime rate goes up."

Comment by Ian on January 31, 2019 at 5:36pm

"Please call back only when you're 100% certain your life is in immediate and absolute jeopardy."

Comment by AKAAB on January 31, 2019 at 5:07pm

That's not your Spider-sense tingling...it's the feeling of regret.  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 31, 2019 at 5:06pm

Because Batman, Superman and Encino Man weren't available.

Comment by AKAAB on January 31, 2019 at 9:28am

Thank you for calling GoDaddy Web Support.

Comment by AKAAB on January 31, 2019 at 9:27am

Costumer Service Rep

Comment by AKAAB on January 31, 2019 at 9:26am

Don't complain.  At least he has pants today...yesterday he dressed as Winnie the Pooh.

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