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Caption Contest 01-29-2018

Honorable Mentions:

don't worry folks, it's a special sanitary cart we imported from norway. it's made to look like the other carts. that cost extra. - mellowpuma

Not everyone would have entered the front door... He showed a lot of guts. - 38chrysler

“Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, folks!" - Scrunt

Bronze:

The "wee-wee-wee-wee" all the way home turned out to be a squeaky wheel. - MacSpruce

Silver:

"Here, I heard you like your pork chops a'la carte." - VomitFlop

Gold:

What did you expect? It's Ground Hog Day. - KariGrant

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Comment by Rotwang on January 30, 2018 at 9:08am

It would've been so cheap to cover up this scandal.  I mean... a tarp?

Comment by Iverneil on January 30, 2018 at 8:45am

How many pigs does it take to fill a shopping cart?

Comment by KariGrant on January 29, 2018 at 11:08pm

This little piggy went to the great pen in the sky.

Comment by Iverneil on January 29, 2018 at 9:01pm

This photo cleared Jed of being a Radical Islamic Terrorist suspect.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 29, 2018 at 7:45pm

Next time, build your house with bricks. Except there's no next time. 

Comment by MacSpruce on January 29, 2018 at 7:34pm

The "wee-wee-wee-wee" all the way home turned out to be a squeaky wheel.

Comment by Ian on January 29, 2018 at 7:05pm

"Bring out your dead!  Bring out your dead!"

Comment by 38chrysler on January 29, 2018 at 5:06pm

Kinda makes me wish I was on Food Stamps too...

Comment by Scrunt on January 29, 2018 at 5:05pm

“Sir, I’m just saying, I think you’re taking unfair advantage of our No Questions Asked return policy.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 29, 2018 at 5:05pm

Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, folks!"

Comment by Scrunt on January 29, 2018 at 5:05pm

“If you know of a better way to keep away Islamic terrorists, I’d love to hear it.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 29, 2018 at 5:04pm

“What do you mean I’m being unsanitary?  I’m wearing gloves!”

Comment by Scrunt on January 29, 2018 at 5:04pm

Pulled Pork

Comment by Scrunt on January 29, 2018 at 5:04pm

I’ve heard of going hog wild at a sale, but this is ridiculous!

Comment by Scrunt on January 29, 2018 at 5:03pm

At least now we know what happened to that little piggy that went to market.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 29, 2018 at 4:43pm

Not everyone would have entered the front door... He showed a lot of guts.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 29, 2018 at 1:27pm

They also sell the big toes of little children.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 29, 2018 at 1:25pm

That ain't kosher.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 29, 2018 at 10:32am

"Here, I heard you like your pork chops a'la carte."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 29, 2018 at 10:29am

"Those pigs' construction days are over, boss. I made sure of it."

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