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Caption Contest 01-29-2018

Honorable Mentions:

don't worry folks, it's a special sanitary cart we imported from norway. it's made to look like the other carts. that cost extra. - mellowpuma

Not everyone would have entered the front door... He showed a lot of guts. - 38chrysler

“Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, folks!" - Scrunt

Bronze:

The "wee-wee-wee-wee" all the way home turned out to be a squeaky wheel. - MacSpruce

Silver:

"Here, I heard you like your pork chops a'la carte." - VomitFlop

Gold:

What did you expect? It's Ground Hog Day. - KariGrant

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Comment by MacSpruce on February 15, 2018 at 6:14pm

That'll do, pig, that'll do. 

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 9, 2018 at 10:43am

I haven't seen so much meat since that Jeanna Jamison movie.

Comment by AKAAB on February 8, 2018 at 5:02pm

We're gonna need a bigger boar...

Comment by KariGrant on February 2, 2018 at 10:09pm

What did you expect? It's Ground Hog Day.

Comment by KariGrant on February 2, 2018 at 12:46am

Comment by KariGrant on February 1, 2018 at 8:28pm

Ironically, he just read an essay by Francis Bacon.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 31, 2018 at 10:20pm

PORK.... The Other White Meat

                  O.J. Simpson...

Comment by JJJ23 on January 31, 2018 at 9:58pm

I mean, you can't fit that much hog in the back door. (ha, ha, sex.)

Comment by JJJ23 on January 31, 2018 at 9:39pm

Swine Flu? Yeah, swine flew right into my god damn saw, up top!

Comment by Iverneil on January 31, 2018 at 4:56pm

Dr. Porkenstein

Comment by MacSpruce on January 31, 2018 at 9:51am

Asia called. They said, "What the probrem?" 

Comment by 38chrysler on January 31, 2018 at 7:57am

Big Birds skin didnt look near as good on Hannible...but at least he made some money.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 31, 2018 at 4:09am

it's ok, he's wearing a belt, and we say it came in with the "conveyor's belt".

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 30, 2018 at 4:16pm

Meat Me In St. Louis  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 30, 2018 at 4:12pm

Just another beautiful day in Hog Heaven.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 30, 2018 at 4:07pm

His initial date was a, "Meat & Greet."

Comment by Rosedude on January 30, 2018 at 10:58am

Heading home to pork the old lady.

Comment by KariGrant on January 30, 2018 at 10:22am

B&N had a startling new approach to reality book signings with their promotion of Kingsolver's book, "Pigs in Heaven."

Comment by KariGrant on January 30, 2018 at 10:19am

Say this: "I'm not a fig plucker, nor a fig plucker's son. But, I'll pluck figs til the--" oh, there he is.

Comment by KariGrant on January 30, 2018 at 10:15am

Ironically, the tap-dancing cart pusher was also called a "hoofer."

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