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it makes sense, once you remember that all daleks are total jerks. - mellowpuma
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Hoover presents the inflatable Vacuu-Bot. You Blow, It Sucks.
While not entirely Schwarzenegger-proof, the RoboMaid 9000 is guaranteed never to become pregnant.
"The best thing about Guidebots for the blind is that they don't try to hump your leg while you're crossing the street."
"This is the droid I was looking for!"
Sadly, on their wedding night, he discovered she was also "bigger on the inside."
Wow, this whore house has everything!
The emergency flotation devices used onboard Virgin Galactic flights are a little different.
"You ever get really drunk and buy something on Amazon you don't even need..."
The sex droid was nice, but Beth hated the fact that she always had to give it a blowjob first.
Who says walkers have to be boring?
No matter how much it beeped and whirred, Alice steadfastly refused to give it the tv remote.
Jenny knew that sitting on your ass all day could lead to a nasty case of hemorrdroids, but she never thought it would happen to her.
EX-TER-MI-N....Wait...New York just did what? Job's done here, let's go somewhere else...
Whovians who need Nugenix
Now, suck my Dalek.
Telephone booth sold separately.
The best part was blowing it up.
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