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Caption Contest 01-27-2019

Bronze:

Worst Bachelorette Season EVER. - KariGrant

Silver:

it makes sense, once you remember that all daleks are total jerks. - mellowpuma

Gold:

"This is the droid I was looking for!" - Mario!!!

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Comment by KariGrant on January 27, 2019 at 9:10am

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Comment by 38chrysler on January 27, 2019 at 4:05am

Who's Needs A Man Any More?.... introducing the Orgasmatron 2000

Comment by VomitFlop on January 27, 2019 at 2:01am

"You see? If we'd have that darn wall up, this here illegal alien wouldn't have a decent shot at stealing our females!"

Comment by VomitFlop on January 27, 2019 at 1:58am

Law & Order: Special Victims' Units

Comment by VomitFlop on January 27, 2019 at 1:57am

Taylor Swift's next whirlwind romance was out of this world bonkers.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 27, 2019 at 1:55am

"Show us again, on the robot where you gave it, ahem, 'CPR'."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 27, 2019 at 1:54am

"DEFLATE!!!"

Comment by VomitFlop on January 27, 2019 at 1:53am

"What the fuck is a Dr. Who? This is my new Roomba."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 26, 2019 at 7:59pm

"Thank you, Date-A-Bot.com."

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From the makers of Saturday Night Dildos and Cheap Ass Condoms...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 26, 2019 at 7:49pm

Wendy needed a date after she found out Brad Pitt wasn't available.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 26, 2019 at 7:46pm

R2-D2-WTF

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 26, 2019 at 7:45pm

"Take me to your Lederhosen."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 26, 2019 at 7:00pm

Dr Who's your daddy.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 26, 2019 at 6:17pm

The new blowup sex doll for women by Ronco.

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