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Caption Contest 01-27-2019

Bronze:

Worst Bachelorette Season EVER. - KariGrant

Silver:

it makes sense, once you remember that all daleks are total jerks. - mellowpuma

Gold:

"This is the droid I was looking for!" - Mario!!!

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Comment by MacSpruce on January 28, 2019 at 10:15pm

It'll never last. 

Comment by MacSpruce on January 28, 2019 at 10:09pm

Hoover presents the inflatable Vacuu-Bot. You Blow, It Sucks. 

Comment by MacSpruce on January 28, 2019 at 10:06pm

While not entirely Schwarzenegger-proof, the RoboMaid 9000 is guaranteed never to become pregnant.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 28, 2019 at 8:48am

"The best thing about Guidebots for the blind is that they don't try to hump your leg while you're crossing the street."

Comment by Mario!!! on January 28, 2019 at 8:46am

"This is the droid I was looking for!"

Comment by AKAAB on January 28, 2019 at 7:27am

Sadly, on their wedding night, he discovered she was also "bigger on the inside."

Comment by AKAAB on January 28, 2019 at 7:26am

ReTardis

Comment by Iverneil on January 27, 2019 at 6:19pm

Wow, this whore house has everything!

Comment by Scrunt on January 27, 2019 at 3:17pm

The emergency flotation devices used onboard Virgin Galactic flights are a little different.

Comment by Scrunt on January 27, 2019 at 3:13pm

"You ever get really drunk and buy something on Amazon you don't even need..."

Comment by Scrunt on January 27, 2019 at 3:11pm

The sex droid was nice, but Beth hated the fact that she always had to give it a blowjob first.

Comment by Scrunt on January 27, 2019 at 3:09pm

Who says walkers have to be boring?

Comment by Scrunt on January 27, 2019 at 3:07pm

No matter how much it beeped and whirred, Alice steadfastly refused to give it the tv remote.

Comment by Scrunt on January 27, 2019 at 3:01pm

Jenny knew that sitting on your ass all day could lead to a nasty case of hemorrdroids, but she never thought it would happen to her.

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 27, 2019 at 11:33am

Me-Too-Do-Me

Comment by AKAAB on January 27, 2019 at 10:44am

EX-TER-MI-N....Wait...New York just did what?  Job's done here, let's go somewhere else...

Comment by AKAAB on January 27, 2019 at 10:43am

Whovians who need Nugenix

Comment by AKAAB on January 27, 2019 at 10:41am

Now, suck my Dalek.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 27, 2019 at 10:12am

Telephone booth sold separately. 

Comment by Mervin97 on January 27, 2019 at 10:07am

The best part was blowing it up.

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