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Caption Contest 01-27-2019

Bronze:

Worst Bachelorette Season EVER. - KariGrant

Silver:

it makes sense, once you remember that all daleks are total jerks. - mellowpuma

Gold:

"This is the droid I was looking for!" - Mario!!!

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Comment by MacSpruce on February 8, 2019 at 8:26pm

She's dalektable!

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 8, 2019 at 2:02pm

Good house keeping's seal of Ooproval.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 8, 2019 at 1:59pm

When Todd mentioned anal bleaching, the conversation had gone a little too far.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 8, 2019 at 1:57pm

Holds the Guinness Book of World Records for sucking power... The one on the right (perverts).

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 8, 2019 at 1:55pm

The S&M version is called the Blue Meanie.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 8, 2019 at 1:54pm

Like the McDonald's sign, she can't keep track of her orgasms.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 5, 2019 at 9:32am

"I call him James Brown."

Comment by Iverneil on January 31, 2019 at 10:59pm

You still banging that thing?

Comment by Mervin97 on January 31, 2019 at 7:47pm

"I said I want a date not a Dalek."

Comment by mellowpuma on January 31, 2019 at 10:55am

it makes sense, once you remember that all daleks are total jerks.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 31, 2019 at 10:50am

she's heard a stunning array of pickup lines in klingon.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 31, 2019 at 10:47am

the doctor is in, but out of your league.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 31, 2019 at 10:46am

for nerds, she checks alot of boxes.  has a pulse, check.  will look at me, check.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 31, 2019 at 10:44am

daleks are gay? huh, ok.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 30, 2019 at 7:07pm

She thinks it's R2D2.

Comment by Ian on January 29, 2019 at 1:47am

Must Hate Cats

Comment by KariGrant on January 29, 2019 at 1:32am

Worst Bachelorette Season EVER.

Comment by Ian on January 29, 2019 at 1:24am

"I didn't even know they made a Flight of the Intruder 3."

Comment by Ian on January 29, 2019 at 1:22am

Sarah Connor's pipes are clear!

Comment by Ian on January 29, 2019 at 1:20am

The Charmed reboot is total garbage.

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