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Caption Contest 01-23-2018

Honorable Mentions:

CURSES!!! FOILED AGAIN!!!! - KariGrant

good boy! who's gonna kill batman? Yes! that's right! you are! - mellowpuma

Cool, cool, can I count him on my tax return? - JJJ23

Bronze:

Jesus, I remember the good old days when the worst we did to baby seals was just club them. - Scrunt

Silver:

"Home again, home again, jiggety jig. Dinner's ready for you in a jiffy, pop." - Ian

Gold:

Rin Tin Tin Foil - Gerhardguffaw

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Comment by Scrunt on January 23, 2018 at 5:59pm

"Relax, this is just the prototype.  Once we cover it in plastic, fake hair and a pretty dress, little girls will love Crawling Baby Betty™"

Comment by Scrunt on January 23, 2018 at 5:56pm

"It's powered by nightmare fuel."

Comment by Scrunt on January 23, 2018 at 5:55pm

Billy's high school science fair project earned him a blue medal and an expulsion in the same day.

Comment by Rotwang on January 23, 2018 at 3:37pm

Call it the "even ROTWANG was like NO." award.

Comment by Rotwang on January 23, 2018 at 3:35pm

WTF???

(You should give me a medal for just going WTF????)

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 23, 2018 at 3:26pm
Rin Tin Tin Foil
Comment by Iverneil on January 23, 2018 at 1:52pm

Told him not to try it out on himself first.

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 23, 2018 at 1:51pm

Chris Matthews cloners say baked potatoes cannot be copy protected.

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 23, 2018 at 1:46pm

Baby vacuum bags made Mr clean and america great again

Comment by VomitFlop on January 23, 2018 at 9:43am

"Nah. You know what? I think we should just go with the pink rabbit with the sunglasses instead."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 23, 2018 at 9:42am

Casper the Creepy Ghost

Comment by VomitFlop on January 23, 2018 at 9:40am

"We have the technology. We can rebuild him."

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 23, 2018 at 9:40am

They still have a ways to go with this, Rover does it much better.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 23, 2018 at 9:39am

"Tonight, on an all new Black Mirror..."

Comment by Mario!!! on January 23, 2018 at 9:08am

Early Terminator models were as cute and they were deadly.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 23, 2018 at 9:07am

"It runs on it's own self-generated static electricity.  It will revolutionize travel as we know it.  The only tricky part will be carpeting all the roads."

Comment by mellowpuma on January 23, 2018 at 6:30am

static electricity is the future.  soon, excitable children will run your air conditioner.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 23, 2018 at 6:26am

good boy!  who's gonna kill batman?  Yes! that's right! you are!

Comment by mellowpuma on January 23, 2018 at 6:25am

you know, sometimes when the dude says "she blinded me with science!", it's cause she blinded him with science.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 23, 2018 at 6:24am

ahh, daddy's little potato.

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