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Caption Contest 01-20-2018

Honorable Mentions:

He too had a hard time walking on land the next day - Whiz Kid

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to di-- Dolphins?! Who the fuck stocked my shark tank with dolphins?!" - Scrunt

Don't knock it till you've had a fin up your ass. - Mervin97

Bronze:

Suddenly, Dave's life had porpoise. - VomitFlop

Silver:

once you go blue, you'll never miss ewe. - mellowpuma

Gold:

...they never told Jeffery he was Adopted... - 38chrysler

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Comment by JJJ23 on January 31, 2018 at 9:54pm

For only nickels a day a mentally retarded man can be cared for by a middle class dolphin couple, one of which voted for Trump and now regrets it but won't admit it. 

Comment by MacSpruce on January 25, 2018 at 8:19pm

He calls them Adolph and B-dolph.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 25, 2018 at 8:18pm

Flipper and Dipper eventually tired of playing with the ball they'd found and left it to wash up on the beach.

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 22, 2018 at 3:33pm

Sonar Love

Comment by Mario!!! on January 22, 2018 at 8:38am

"What, me worry?"

Comment by Mario!!! on January 22, 2018 at 8:36am

This is what's really in that can of tuna you bought last week.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 22, 2018 at 5:32am

Little known fact, Claude Akins tried out for the T.V. show Flipper.

Comment by Iverneil on January 21, 2018 at 3:55pm

Then the blind kid said “Boy, are these ducks slimy!

Comment by Mervin97 on January 21, 2018 at 8:59am

Don't knock it till you've had a fin up your ass.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 21, 2018 at 8:57am

Oddly Medicare covers service dolphins and not dogs. 

Comment by Mervin97 on January 21, 2018 at 8:49am

As menage a trois go this one got a little slippery.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 21, 2018 at 7:58am

You had me from the first Click clickkk Eeee eee eee eee

Comment by 38chrysler on January 21, 2018 at 7:51am

After getting bit on the nipple, Margarita decided to go back to her regular Electrolysis Treatments.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 21, 2018 at 7:46am

Arial didnt age very well..

Comment by mellowpuma on January 21, 2018 at 7:31am

once you go blue, you'll never miss ewe.

Comment by Scrunt on January 20, 2018 at 6:34pm

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to di--  Dolphins?!  Who the fuck stocked my shark tank with dolphins?!"

Comment by Scrunt on January 20, 2018 at 6:28pm

When swimming with the dolphins, having a ball shaped head can be fatal if they're feeling playful.

Comment by MadAdam on January 20, 2018 at 6:26pm

"Shlong and thanks for all the fish"

Comment by Scrunt on January 20, 2018 at 6:26pm

"Your singing sounds an awful lot like Björk's, did you know that?"

Comment by Scrunt on January 20, 2018 at 6:21pm

♫ ♫ You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel ♫ ♫ 

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