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Caption Contest 01-17-2018

Honorable Mentions:

“Our safe word is Kummerspeck.” - Scrunt

"Does anyone know how long sparrows take to raise their chicks?" - Ian

When turtlenecks go rogue. - MacSpruce

Bronze:

The Knights that Say "Germa-Ni!" - AKAAB

Silver:

his platform seemed to center around killing dr. who. - mellowpuma

Gold:

Everything was going fine till he lost his temper and blew his stack... - 38chrysler

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Comment by JJJ23 on January 27, 2018 at 10:47am

I'm not looking for a new England, I'm just looking for another world.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 25, 2018 at 8:17pm

Rely on the black and think of England.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 25, 2018 at 8:16pm

The lascivious Lord Buckethead

When he heard the word Nantucket said

Would dream with elation

Of auto-fellation

And suck on his thumb till it bled.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 22, 2018 at 5:19am

Me and my shadow,
Strolling down the avenue,
Me and my shadow,
Not a soul to tell our troubles to . .

Comment by MacSpruce on January 21, 2018 at 7:39pm

When turtlenecks go rogue.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 21, 2018 at 7:39pm

Bucket A-list

Comment by MacSpruce on January 21, 2018 at 7:39pm

The Dork Lord

Comment by mellowpuma on January 21, 2018 at 8:26am

during the debates, his catchphrase "irrelevant, exterminate" really phased the competition.  or that was just his phaser.  either way, audiences were impressed with is "outside the bucket" approach.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 21, 2018 at 8:23am

his platform seemed to center around killing dr. who.

Comment by MadAdam on January 20, 2018 at 6:40pm

"And the first place winner in the Tourism Bureau's "Improve London's Nightlife" contest was Evan Dumphries with his concept: "Mobile Glory Holes".

Comment by mellowpuma on January 20, 2018 at 7:27am

his platform: no more "everyone gets 15 minutes of fame". instead, "everyone gets 15 minutes of laser eyes."

Comment by Iverneil on January 19, 2018 at 6:12pm

ME??, I thought he was with YOU!

Comment by mellowpuma on January 19, 2018 at 11:34am

he has vowed to take the losing candidate as his "spacewife" whom ever it may be.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 19, 2018 at 11:31am

which is better, nader splitting the vote for bush, or a literal nadir?  i think england is on to something.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 19, 2018 at 11:28am

still better than the green party.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 19, 2018 at 11:27am

in england, fringe candidates actually wear lots of fringe.

Comment by AKAAB on January 19, 2018 at 9:32am

The Knights that Say "Germa-Ni!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 19, 2018 at 2:40am

The day photo bombing went dark.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 19, 2018 at 2:32am

Sometimes it pays to NOT invite the school mascot!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 19, 2018 at 2:29am

Introducing the latest super hero... Periscope Man

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