Bronze:
That's the best fentanyl she's ever had. - Mervin97
Silver:
When she said she was a light sleeper, she wasn't kidding. - Rodney Dean
Gold:
We secretly replaced the air in Jill’s room with helium. Let’s see if she notices… - Scrunt
Comment
The ad said, “Lose weight while you sleep!”
Slept her way to the top in her career, too.
She is now the Air to the family's fortune
"She must be listening to elevate her music."
There’s not a lot to do between Macy’s day parades.
She’s a burly riser.
Looks like she could use a little exorcise.
"Nothing to see here; it's just an air bed".
It takes constant practice if you want to be David Copperfield's assistant.
She’s always been a height sleeper…
She’s a real cloud pleaser.
"Hello, Ophthalmology? I've got a floater."
MOM!!!.. Marsha sat on my drone and wont give it back...
Hangin' With Ms. Cooper
Republican Jeans...
"When your right to hover trumps everything!"
I think we're going to need a bigger float!
Bath, Bed and Beyond
Marijuana... the high you need after a long day of texting.
yeah.. .I was up all night staring at the ceiling too...
...not the results Marsha was expecting from her Brazilion Butt Lift...
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