Comedy Whirled

Caption Contest 01-16-2022

Bronze:

That's the best fentanyl she's ever had. - Mervin97

Silver:

When she said she was a light sleeper, she wasn't kidding. - Rodney Dean

Gold:

We secretly replaced the air in Jill’s room with helium. Let’s see if she notices… - Scrunt

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Comment by MacSpruce on February 27, 2022 at 7:59pm

The ad said, “Lose weight while you sleep!”

Comment by MacSpruce on February 27, 2022 at 7:58pm

Slept her way to the top in her career, too.

Comment by blkbwayne on February 14, 2022 at 4:39pm

She is now the Air to the family's fortune 

Comment by Ian on February 10, 2022 at 9:28pm

"She must be listening to elevate her music."

Comment by MacSpruce on February 6, 2022 at 6:51pm

There’s not a lot to do between Macy’s day parades.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 6, 2022 at 6:51pm

She’s a burly riser.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 6, 2022 at 6:50pm

Looks like she could use a little exorcise.

Comment by Rosedude on February 4, 2022 at 6:54pm

"Nothing to see here;  it's just an air bed".

Comment by Rosedude on February 3, 2022 at 8:26pm

It takes constant practice if you want to be David Copperfield's assistant. 

Comment by blkbwayne on January 31, 2022 at 8:37pm

She’s always been a height sleeper…

Comment by Iverneil on January 30, 2022 at 8:08pm

She’s a real cloud pleaser.

Comment by Rosedude on January 29, 2022 at 7:15pm

"Hello, Ophthalmology?  I've got a floater."

Comment by 38chrysler on January 29, 2022 at 3:48pm

MOM!!!.. Marsha sat on my drone and wont give it back...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 29, 2022 at 12:54pm

Hangin' With Ms. Cooper

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 29, 2022 at 12:52pm

Republican Jeans...

"When your right to hover trumps everything!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 29, 2022 at 12:45pm

I think we're going to need a bigger float!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 29, 2022 at 12:40pm

Bath, Bed and Beyond

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 29, 2022 at 12:39pm

Marijuana... the high you need after a long day of texting.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 29, 2022 at 5:02am

yeah.. .I was up all night staring at the ceiling too...

Comment by 38chrysler on January 29, 2022 at 4:54am

...not the results Marsha was expecting from her Brazilion Butt Lift...

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