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Caption Contest 01-15-2019

Bronze:

"There's no tear gas in baseball!" - Ian

Silver:

if you can take your aggression out on a piece of plastic, was it really aggression in the first place? - mellowpuma

Gold:

Clash Test Dummy - VomitFlop

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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 24, 2019 at 11:54pm

'Learning Masochism for Dummies'

Comment by MacSpruce on January 22, 2019 at 9:14pm

Clash test dumpee

Comment by MacSpruce on January 22, 2019 at 9:13pm

Manneq-aggressive disorder

Comment by MacSpruce on January 22, 2019 at 9:13pm

Toxic femininity apparently is a thing too.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2019 at 7:53pm

Swing and a Ms.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2019 at 7:50pm

I'd hit it.

Comment by AKAAB on January 20, 2019 at 8:06am

Gillette's next virtue signalling commercial...

Comment by mellowpuma on January 19, 2019 at 2:46pm

.... i'm batman

Comment by mellowpuma on January 17, 2019 at 7:18am

if you can take your aggression out on a piece of plastic, was it really aggression in the first place?

Comment by Mervin97 on January 16, 2019 at 7:52am

Can we assume the dress looked better on the mannequin.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 16, 2019 at 7:34am

Time to seek help when your this jealous of your husbands sex doll.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 16, 2019 at 7:16am

This is offensive to every Louisville Slugger ever made.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 16, 2019 at 7:15am

She gets the point.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 16, 2019 at 7:14am

I don't understand the new Conehead movie.

Comment by Ian on January 16, 2019 at 1:41am

"Welcome, to Thoracic Parts."

Comment by Ian on January 16, 2019 at 12:16am

"Congratulations Kim, you passed the first round.  Now we're going to add robotic arms with working skill saw blades and

just a few Artificial Intelligence chips.  And we're going to flicker the lights randomly.  Good luck!"

Comment by Ian on January 16, 2019 at 12:12am

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Ninety-nine bimbos and beers off the wall...♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Comment by JJJ23 on January 15, 2019 at 7:12pm

If you can't beat'em, well yeah, just beat'em.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 15, 2019 at 7:10pm

Watch your ass Kim Cattrall. (cause of the movie Mannequin(nah that's not funny))

Comment by Ian on January 15, 2019 at 6:30pm

"Be careful, she CAN hit the curve."

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