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Caption Contest 01-14-2018

Honorable Mentions:

FAKE NUKES! - MacSpruce

[Please] help me find my butt and legs. I put camouflage pants on and now I can't find my lower half ANYWHERE! - KariGrant

"Please put your clothes back on and disperse." - Ian

"Even Guam is laughing at us... GUAM!!!" - Mario!!!

Bronze:

Domestic Errorism - AKAAB

Silver:

- Give More Thought To Who You Vote For Next Time - JJJ23

Gold:

PLEASURE YOURSELF AS NEEDED THROUGHOUT THE DAY - Scrunt

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Comment by JJJ23 on January 31, 2018 at 10:03pm

-Please give me 5 stars, I really need this

Comment by AKAAB on January 19, 2018 at 9:34am

Alohahaha! Made you flinch!

Comment by mellowpuma on January 17, 2018 at 11:46am

worst war 3

Comment by mellowpuma on January 17, 2018 at 11:44am

nine moths from now there will be a lot of babies born, and none of them will be given a name even remotely close to his.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 17, 2018 at 11:40am

tell them the message on their cellphones was fake news, failing media, sad, bad, dossier.  just kind of a buzz word salad.  works great.  hulk smash.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 17, 2018 at 11:32am

if the callers ask if this is, like, one of those "the sixth sense" things where they're already dead, just talk more and  more quietly, then hang up on them.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 17, 2018 at 11:13am

this is only a test, or is it?  really wouldn't the enemy broadcast a message like this if they were going to attack?  something to think about, i guess.  but like i said, this is only a test.  probably.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 17, 2018 at 11:11am

bermuda, bahama oh i wana nukea ...

Comment by Mario!!! on January 16, 2018 at 8:16am

It's never easy to write a wrong in this world.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 16, 2018 at 8:12am

"Even Guam is laughing at us...  GUAM!!!"

Comment by Ian on January 15, 2018 at 7:21pm

"Please put your clothes back on and disperse."

Comment by Ian on January 15, 2018 at 7:18pm

"Please inform Brendan Fraser in about thirty years."

Comment by JJJ23 on January 15, 2018 at 6:35pm

Assure them their absurd paradise lives will continue unaffected.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 15, 2018 at 8:11am

Comment by Rosedude on January 14, 2018 at 5:10pm

Aloha oy vey!

Comment by 38chrysler on January 14, 2018 at 4:50pm

....maybe we should practice kissing each others asses good bye... would Miss Shirley like to go first with me?

Comment by Rotwang on January 14, 2018 at 3:51pm

But sir, we don't speak Korean.  

Comment by Rotwang on January 14, 2018 at 3:50pm

Yea but they said the same the same thing about the Kardashians and look what happened.  

Comment by Rotwang on January 14, 2018 at 3:48pm

Unfortunately he's writing this in Syria.  

Comment by Rotwang on January 14, 2018 at 3:45pm

Bart Simpson is our last line of defense.

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