Caption Contest 01-13-2021

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Comment by blkbwayne on Tuesday

Why so down in the mouth?

Comment by Rotwang on January 16, 2021 at 8:57pm

Waaaiitaminute there's no presidential pardon in here.

Comment by Rotwang on January 16, 2021 at 8:54pm

If I can't see them they can't see me, right?

Comment by MacSpruce on January 15, 2021 at 9:41pm

Consumers are the consumed.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 15, 2021 at 9:40pm

So does the mating take place before or after he gets his head bitten off?

Comment by Ian on January 15, 2021 at 7:51pm

How dudes deal with getting a Dell...

Comment by Rosedude on January 15, 2021 at 7:44pm

Steve was really into Pokémon, up to his neck in it.

Comment by Rosedude on January 15, 2021 at 7:41pm

Receiving head isn't always what you think.

Comment by Ian on January 15, 2021 at 7:40pm

"I still don't recognize your face.  Please come closer."

Comment by Ian on January 15, 2021 at 7:39pm

World's worst smokeless ashtray.

Comment by Scrunt on January 15, 2021 at 5:50pm

Day 892: Still haven’t found the clitoris.

Comment by Scrunt on January 15, 2021 at 5:50pm

Clearly, Bob’s career was heading in the wrong direction.

Comment by Scrunt on January 15, 2021 at 5:49pm

“Just a trim for me today.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 15, 2021 at 5:49pm

After an hour long battle, Steve knew he was licked.

Comment by Scrunt on January 15, 2021 at 5:49pm

♫ ♫ Bow down before the one you serve. You're going to get what you deserve. ♫ ♫

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 15, 2021 at 2:20pm

This 3d printing makes me queezy.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 15, 2021 at 11:16am

Of course, his girlfriend got far more enjoyment out of it than he did.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 14, 2021 at 4:41pm

Now that's giving head.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 14, 2021 at 4:29pm

Tongue depressed.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 14, 2021 at 4:15pm

"He's practicing for his wife's vagina. 

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