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Caption Contest 01-13-2020

Honorable Mentions:

Perhaps the best thing about traveling Bulgarian polka bands is that they tend to drown during flood season. - Scrunt

Every year the musicians secretly thought “Who started this shit?” - Iverneil

Colonel Petrov’s Moldy Shorts Club Band - MacSpruce

Bronze:

"Can anyone hear the piano anymore?" - Ian

Silver:

Little Drummer Buoy - Rosedude

Gold:

Play ”Bridge Over Troubled Water”! - blkbwayne

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Comment by Ian on January 13, 2020 at 11:07pm

"Now my drum is playing middle C."

Comment by Ian on January 13, 2020 at 8:42pm

"Now we sound just like Coldplay!"

Comment by MacSpruce on January 13, 2020 at 8:00pm

Band on the Rhône

Comment by MacSpruce on January 13, 2020 at 7:57pm

Nobody was buying their albums so they thought they’d try streaming.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 13, 2020 at 7:56pm

If they won’t stop playing maybe we can drown them out.

Comment by Iverneil on January 13, 2020 at 7:30pm

Every year the musicians secretly thought “Who started this shit?”

Comment by Iverneil on January 13, 2020 at 7:28pm

At the climax, they beat a dolfin to death with their instruments,

Comment by Scrunt on January 13, 2020 at 5:10pm

Wade Pride Parade

Comment by Scrunt on January 13, 2020 at 5:10pm

To deal with their growing rat problem, the people of Sofia took a page out of the Pied Piper story.

Comment by Scrunt on January 13, 2020 at 5:10pm

Perhaps the best thing about traveling Bulgarian polka bands is that they tend to drown during flood season.

Comment by Scrunt on January 13, 2020 at 5:09pm

“Your move Soggy Bottom Boys!”

Comment by Scrunt on January 13, 2020 at 5:09pm

“Do we really have to play the Jaws theme song while we do this? It’s freaking me out!”

Comment by Mervin97 on January 13, 2020 at 4:52pm

""Let's bring up the stern boys."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 13, 2020 at 4:51pm

"Sergio, I told you we should have made a left."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 13, 2020 at 4:47pm

A band runs through it.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 13, 2020 at 4:39pm

Ironically they're called Titanic. 

Comment by Mervin97 on January 13, 2020 at 4:27pm

How many times must we say it, there's no such thing as global warming.

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 13, 2020 at 3:38pm

Nice to see The Little River Band it still performing.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 13, 2020 at 9:04am

Initially, there were frequent arguments over the direction of the band.  But now it was all water under the bridge.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 13, 2020 at 8:46am

And that was the last time Farazad was allowed to lead the parade ever again.

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