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This Frasier reboot is fucking gritty.
Their laid on dates have expired.
Home owners on Halloween fight back.
Recon and Eggs
The White House Easter egg hunt started a little early this year.
Someone is in a fowl mood today.
So let me guess...these "grenades" came from the shed that had a bunch of birds guarding it.
The others quit fighting, they were too chicken.
Don't taze me, embryo!
"If we only had a wall."
"I told you we should have worn ponchos instead of kevlar vests."
"Why did we cross the road, why?"
"Hey...hey, that one was hard boiled."
"Are you guys sure this is part of seal team training."
"If you even mention quantum entanglement theory right now I'm going to shoot you."
"What if the whole world is a mixing bowl and we're just the toppings?"
Amazon's Breakfast Drone Delivery Service still has a few kinks to iron out.
"Egg salad, Egg Foo Young, Poached Eggs..."
"Tell me later Bubba, right now we should duck!"
"But Woody Allen said we need the eggs!"
"Who knew Davis was such a crack shot?"
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