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Caption Contest 01-12-2018

Bronze:

The others quit fighting, they were too chicken. - Iverneil

Silver:

Oliver Stone's Splatoon. - Scrunt

Gold:

"Why did we cross the road, why?" - Mervin97

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Comment by Ian on January 12, 2019 at 9:10pm

"But Woody Allen said we need the eggs!"

Comment by Ian on January 12, 2019 at 9:09pm

"Who knew Davis was such a crack shot?"

Comment by JJJ23 on January 12, 2019 at 8:59pm

They said the chicken would come first! They said the chicken would come first!!!

Comment by JJJ23 on January 12, 2019 at 8:57pm

Eggo

Hey, have some waffles next time.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 12, 2019 at 5:27pm

"I knew I should have joined the Air Force!'

Comment by Mario!!! on January 12, 2019 at 5:26pm

Scramble Drill

Comment by Scrunt on January 12, 2019 at 3:30pm

Oliver Stone's Splatoon.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 12, 2019 at 3:17pm

Not everyone could survive a dozen shells to the chest from point blank range.

Comment by Scrunt on January 12, 2019 at 3:07pm

When on patrol in Baghdad, you always have to be on alert for sudden attacks by Muslin eggtremists.

Comment by Scrunt on January 12, 2019 at 3:04pm

Who says KP duty isn't dangerous?

Comment by Scrunt on January 12, 2019 at 3:03pm

Their raid on Easter Island didn't go as planned.

Comment by Scrunt on January 12, 2019 at 3:00pm

"Fuck Kevlar!  Someone break out the Teflon vests!"

Comment by Scrunt on January 12, 2019 at 2:58pm

"I told you this would happen if you sent in a crack squadron!'

Comment by Scrunt on January 12, 2019 at 2:57pm

"Don't fire until you see the whites of their eggs!"

Comment by 38chrysler on January 12, 2019 at 12:50pm

The Dirty Dozen

Comment by AKAAB on January 12, 2019 at 10:47am

All is not lost...you can still make egg drop soup.

Comment by AKAAB on January 12, 2019 at 10:45am

DIY KFC starter kit.

Comment by AKAAB on January 12, 2019 at 10:44am

Omelet you speak, baby girl...

Comment by KariGrant on January 12, 2019 at 10:11am

Sarge! Get a medic! He's cracking up!!

Comment by KariGrant on January 12, 2019 at 10:10am

Never put all your eggs on one bastard.

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