The others quit fighting, they were too chicken. - Iverneil
Oliver Stone's Splatoon. - Scrunt
"Why did we cross the road, why?" - Mervin97
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"But Woody Allen said we need the eggs!"
"Who knew Davis was such a crack shot?"
They said the chicken would come first! They said the chicken would come first!!!
Hey, have some waffles next time.
"I knew I should have joined the Air Force!'
Oliver Stone's Splatoon.
Not everyone could survive a dozen shells to the chest from point blank range.
When on patrol in Baghdad, you always have to be on alert for sudden attacks by Muslin eggtremists.
Who says KP duty isn't dangerous?
Their raid on Easter Island didn't go as planned.
"Fuck Kevlar! Someone break out the Teflon vests!"
"I told you this would happen if you sent in a crack squadron!'
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their eggs!"
The Dirty Dozen
All is not lost...you can still make egg drop soup.
DIY KFC starter kit.
Omelet you speak, baby girl...
Sarge! Get a medic! He's cracking up!!
Never put all your eggs on one bastard.
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