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Caption Contest 01-10-2021

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Comment by Rotwang on Sunday

I use to conquer all of my prunes. 

Comment by Mervin97 on January 12, 2021 at 10:04am

"I'm going to shove this so far up Trumps ass, the point is going to tickle his tonsils."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 12, 2021 at 10:00am

"This is what I use to shave."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 12, 2021 at 9:54am

"My housekeeper loved my sword."

Comment by MacSpruce on January 12, 2021 at 9:16am

"The Pence is not mightier than the sword."

Comment by JJJ23 on January 12, 2021 at 8:46am

Also thinks he's a robot.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 12, 2021 at 8:46am

Did someone forget what a caption is? (there's already one there)

Comment by Ian on January 11, 2021 at 9:59pm

"It's now on Ebay for $100 million.  You buy it, you fund my new picture, The Legend of Conan.  That's right, overnight, you'll become big Hollywood producer and even get to have lunch with Red Sonja in the city park of your choosing!"

Comment by Ian on January 11, 2021 at 9:53pm

"I don't totally recall how to swing it, so there's a lot of collateral damage when I do.  As long as I'm the last standing at the end of days, I'll be back."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 11, 2021 at 5:37pm

"It slices!  It dices!  Order by midnight tonight and I'll throw Danny DeVito in for free!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 11, 2021 at 5:26pm

"I use this to crack my nuts!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 11, 2021 at 5:20pm

And then he showed off his collection of Terminator underwear.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 11, 2021 at 5:06pm

Conan O'Brien was pissed!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 11, 2021 at 5:03pm

"I'll be back... right after this message from Half Ass Stool Softner."

Comment by AKAAB on January 11, 2021 at 1:56pm

Pumping Irony

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2021 at 10:36am

"And now you just work the shaft like so..."

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2021 at 10:35am

Conan the Octogenerian

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2021 at 10:33am

"Governor Newsom, after they recall your hypocritical ass, I'll be back... in the Governor's Mansion that is."

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2021 at 10:27am

It's sad that as he got older, Arnold's accent got even worse making it necessary to start closed-captioning his podcasts.

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2021 at 10:24am

"Mr. Trump, if you do not leave the White House by January 20th, I will become your presidential terminator!"

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