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I use to conquer all of my prunes.
"I'm going to shove this so far up Trumps ass, the point is going to tickle his tonsils."
"This is what I use to shave."
"My housekeeper loved my sword."
"The Pence is not mightier than the sword."
Also thinks he's a robot.
Did someone forget what a caption is? (there's already one there)
"It's now on Ebay for $100 million. You buy it, you fund my new picture, The Legend of Conan. That's right, overnight, you'll become big Hollywood producer and even get to have lunch with Red Sonja in the city park of your choosing!"
"I don't totally recall how to swing it, so there's a lot of collateral damage when I do. As long as I'm the last standing at the end of days, I'll be back."
"It slices! It dices! Order by midnight tonight and I'll throw Danny DeVito in for free!"
"I use this to crack my nuts!"
And then he showed off his collection of Terminator underwear.
Conan O'Brien was pissed!
"I'll be back... right after this message from Half Ass Stool Softner."
"And now you just work the shaft like so..."
Conan the Octogenerian
"Governor Newsom, after they recall your hypocritical ass, I'll be back... in the Governor's Mansion that is."
It's sad that as he got older, Arnold's accent got even worse making it necessary to start closed-captioning his podcasts.
"Mr. Trump, if you do not leave the White House by January 20th, I will become your presidential terminator!"
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