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Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2020 at 1:51pm

♫ ♫  They see me rollin'. They hatin'. Poop trollin' they try to catch me ridin' dirty.  ♫ ♫

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2020 at 1:48pm

Sometimes at a sales conference, it's easy to tell when the keynote speaker is full of shit.

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2020 at 1:46pm

“Believe it or not, my wife will go through all of this in just one day.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2020 at 1:46pm

When you're a chili cook-off judge, it pays to come prepared.

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2020 at 1:46pm

“We're gonna need a bigger toilet... and plunger!”

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 11, 2020 at 12:45pm

Stay with me for a moment, I'm on a roll.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 11, 2020 at 12:44pm

one can assume a giant asshole is somewhere about.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 11, 2020 at 7:42am

Invest my money in Toilet Paper they said... I got wiped out...

Comment by Iverneil on January 11, 2020 at 7:04am

Ironically, his name is Ben Dayho.

Comment by Iverneil on January 11, 2020 at 7:03am

John is so anal about everything he does.

Comment by Iverneil on January 11, 2020 at 7:00am

So tired of this guys shit.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2020 at 11:39pm

"New from ACME, it's the Party Pooper!"

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2020 at 11:37pm

And yet he still won't be able to prevent it from sticking to his shoe.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2020 at 11:35pm

Roger suddenly began to feel very flush.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2020 at 11:34pm

"Oh, you'll be able to T.P. the shit out of entire neighborhoods with this doodad."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2020 at 11:33pm

"Perfect for all of your ticker tape needs."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2020 at 11:32pm

'Apparently, I'd be giving a rousing speech in a crowded forum during an awkward spectacle when diarrhea strikes. How did that psychic know?"

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2020 at 11:30pm

They certainly won't be Charmin' the pants off of anybody anytime soon.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 10, 2020 at 7:46pm

"You wouldn't believe the crap I take over this thing."

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