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♫ ♫ They see me rollin'. They hatin'. Poop trollin' they try to catch me ridin' dirty. ♫ ♫
Sometimes at a sales conference, it's easy to tell when the keynote speaker is full of shit.
“Believe it or not, my wife will go through all of this in just one day.”
When you're a chili cook-off judge, it pays to come prepared.
“We're gonna need a bigger toilet... and plunger!”
Stay with me for a moment, I'm on a roll.
one can assume a giant asshole is somewhere about.
Invest my money in Toilet Paper they said... I got wiped out...
Ironically, his name is Ben Dayho.
John is so anal about everything he does.
So tired of this guys shit.
"New from ACME, it's the Party Pooper!"
And yet he still won't be able to prevent it from sticking to his shoe.
Roger suddenly began to feel very flush.
"Oh, you'll be able to T.P. the shit out of entire neighborhoods with this doodad."
"Perfect for all of your ticker tape needs."
'Apparently, I'd be giving a rousing speech in a crowded forum during an awkward spectacle when diarrhea strikes. How did that psychic know?"
They certainly won't be Charmin' the pants off of anybody anytime soon.
"You wouldn't believe the crap I take over this thing."
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