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Preparations for the impeachment trial begin.
In his old job he was the projectionist in a theatre that showed dirty movies.
Does an elephant shit in the woods?
Trump's makeup team goes through one of these per day before he goes to bed.
Charmin of the Board
Something tells me shit's about to get real right now.
The Great Wipe Hype
"We call this the Italian Deluxe Model. You can go to Italy and back before your cat finishes unrolling it."
"Why is everyone laughing at my invention? It's a breath mint for people with really bad halitosis!"
I smell a conspiracy.
From the makers of "Nuclear Enemas" and "Recycled Condoms" comes a unique piece of equipment that will change your life forever... "Holy Crap Wipes!"
"A supply so large you can invite your neighbors to take a crap at your expense!"
"Explosive Diarrhea? No Problem!"
William Turdle, President and CEO
"I think we're going to need a bigger toilet!"
he has killed 40 buffalo with those hands, proud noble creatures, now he brings you butt wipe sundries.
i'm not bragging, but it's dom deluise strength.
there are several means of promotions in this company, commenting on the exterior skid marks on his pants is not one of them.
this is a prototype taco bell model. it can handle 4 of their customers bowel movements.
ask not what your charmin can do for you ...
“Okay, if I have to spend my entire existence tending to humans taking a dump, i think we’re going to need a new law of robotics.”
Lou works twice as hard as his downscale competitors as he travels the country, two-plying his trade.
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