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Comment by Rosedude on Monday

Preparations for the impeachment trial begin.

Comment by MacSpruce on Saturday

In his old job he was the projectionist in a theatre that showed dirty movies.

Comment by Rotwang on January 16, 2020 at 10:17am

Does an elephant shit in the woods?

Comment by Rotwang on January 16, 2020 at 10:16am

Trump's makeup team goes through one of these per day before he goes to bed.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 13, 2020 at 8:43am

Charmin of the Board

Comment by Mario!!! on January 13, 2020 at 8:43am

Something tells me shit's about to get real right now.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 13, 2020 at 7:59am

The Great Wipe Hype

Comment by Ian on January 12, 2020 at 5:06pm

"We call this the Italian Deluxe Model.  You can go to Italy and back before your cat finishes unrolling it."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 12, 2020 at 7:37am

"Why is everyone laughing at my invention?  It's a breath mint for people with really bad halitosis!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 12, 2020 at 7:31am

I smell a conspiracy.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 12, 2020 at 7:30am

From the makers of "Nuclear Enemas" and "Recycled Condoms" comes a unique piece of equipment that will change your life forever... "Holy Crap Wipes!"

"A supply so large you can invite your neighbors to take a crap at your expense!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 12, 2020 at 7:13am

"Explosive Diarrhea?  No Problem!"

William Turdle, President and CEO  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 12, 2020 at 7:08am

"I think we're going to need a bigger toilet!"

Comment by mellowpuma on January 12, 2020 at 2:35am

he has killed 40 buffalo with those hands, proud noble creatures, now he brings you butt wipe sundries.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 12, 2020 at 2:08am

i'm not bragging, but it's dom deluise strength.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 12, 2020 at 2:06am

there are several means of promotions in this company, commenting on the exterior skid marks on his pants is not one of them.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 12, 2020 at 1:11am

this is a prototype taco bell model.  it can handle 4 of their customers bowel movements.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 12, 2020 at 1:10am

ask not what your charmin can do for you ...

Comment by MacSpruce on January 11, 2020 at 6:44pm

“Okay, if I have to spend my entire existence tending to humans taking a dump,  i think we’re going to need a new law of robotics.”

Comment by MacSpruce on January 11, 2020 at 6:34pm

Lou works twice as hard as his downscale competitors as he travels the country, two-plying his trade.

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