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"Ass, Cash or Grass-fed beef kid, nobody rides for free!" - Ian
Roar! I just think the science isn't in yet on masks! Roar! - JJJ23
YOU STILL WANT MY LUNCH MONEY BITCH?? - Rotwang
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"Ass, Cash or Grass-fed beef kid, nobody rides for free!"
Rex and the Kiddie
Roar! I just think the science isn't in yet on masks! Roar!
He sat so long he developed a mountasoreass.
Archeologists discovered the first Gay Dinosaur The Rupaulosaurus
YOU STILL WANT MY LUNCH MONEY BITCH??
Fred Flintstone. the Trade School Years
In case you were wondering, they're both named Rex.
♫ ♫ I hate you, get off me! I'm not that damn purple Barney. With great big teeth and a bone crunching bite, I'll eat you and end your life! ♫ ♫
Lad of the Lost
“Careful, son, or you just might come down with a bad case of saddle saurs!”
“We've spent over $5000 on this family trip to Universal Studios and all he wants to do is sit on that fucking thing all day long.”
He shit himself then had the time of his life.
If he holds on for 8 seconds he wins a teddy bear.
The cost of the ride is a quarter the size of a manhole cover.
It was all fun and games until Timmy's grandma ran away with the ticket taker.
Giddy up, buckaroo, for tomorrow you're going to have a pop quiz on the different ways you can get jock itch.
"My mom says if you dinosaurs wore masks, you wouldn't have gone extinct."
After Tommy peed his pants, he was placed on the registered T-Rex offenders list.
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