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Caption Contest 01-09-2018

Honorable Mentions:

They're putting the sensual in consensual. - Scrunt

Assuming that men can read when distracted... - AKAAB

If those outfits are not consent, I wish more girls would walk around not consenting. - Rotwang

Bronze:

I guess they're buying dinner. - Rodney Dean

Silver:

Your message isn't clear, take off more clothes. - JJJ23

Gold:

tricking men into being aroused, so they think better. solid plan. - mellowpuma

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Comment by Scrunt on January 9, 2019 at 5:58pm
"I am woman hear me whore!"
Comment by Mervin97 on January 9, 2019 at 5:40pm

"This is not consent it's just giving up."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 9, 2019 at 5:34pm

Tell that to Bill Cosby.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 9, 2019 at 5:29pm

"They want Me!"

Comment by JJJ23 on January 9, 2019 at 1:22pm

Your message isn't clear, take off more clothes.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 9, 2019 at 1:21pm

But it is appreciated.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 9, 2019 at 1:18pm

Alright, cool. Could I get my soup?

Comment by Mario!!! on January 9, 2019 at 8:46am

This is a chest of the Emergency Broadcast System...

Comment by Mario!!! on January 9, 2019 at 8:36am

It was just something they had to get off of their chests.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 9, 2019 at 7:15am

This Is Not Consent.... unless I'm at the Jet Pep Truck Stop... then it's Open For Business.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 9, 2019 at 7:11am

This Is Not Consent... but we've never said no before.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 9, 2019 at 6:09am

tricking men into being aroused, so they think better.  solid plan.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 9, 2019 at 6:06am

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

Comment by 38chrysler on January 9, 2019 at 12:54am

This Is Not Consent.... You have to pay $40 just like everybody else.

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 8, 2019 at 11:53pm

That's okay, Mr. Weinstein prefers blow jobs anyway.

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 8, 2019 at 11:48pm

I guess they're buying dinner.

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 8, 2019 at 11:48pm

Is this like a "don't spill the milk" thing?

Comment by VomitFlop on January 8, 2019 at 10:11pm

Comment by VomitFlop on January 8, 2019 at 10:08pm

"Weird flex, but okay."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 8, 2019 at 10:04pm

"Listen, ladies, all we're saying is that it appears as if your local tattoo parlor did a real shite job is all."

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