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Tell that to Bill Cosby.
"They want Me!"
Your message isn't clear, take off more clothes.
But it is appreciated.
Alright, cool. Could I get my soup?
This is a chest of the Emergency Broadcast System...
It was just something they had to get off of their chests.
This Is Not Consent.... unless I'm at the Jet Pep Truck Stop... then it's Open For Business.
This Is Not Consent... but we've never said no before.
tricking men into being aroused, so they think better. solid plan.
Ceci n'est pas une pipe
This Is Not Consent.... You have to pay $40 just like everybody else.
That's okay, Mr. Weinstein prefers blow jobs anyway.
I guess they're buying dinner.
Is this like a "don't spill the milk" thing?
"Weird flex, but okay."
"Listen, ladies, all we're saying is that it appears as if your local tattoo parlor did a real shite job is all."
"I mean, you've already got the make-up part covered, so let's just kiss already. What? Too forward?"
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