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Caption Contest 01-09-2018

Honorable Mentions:

They're putting the sensual in consensual. - Scrunt

Assuming that men can read when distracted... - AKAAB

If those outfits are not consent, I wish more girls would walk around not consenting. - Rotwang

Bronze:

I guess they're buying dinner. - Rodney Dean

Silver:

Your message isn't clear, take off more clothes. - JJJ23

Gold:

tricking men into being aroused, so they think better. solid plan. - mellowpuma

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Comment by AKAAB on January 20, 2019 at 8:11am

Political Planks for Skanks

Comment by AKAAB on January 16, 2019 at 7:31pm

C'mon Gillette...enough already!

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 14, 2019 at 11:51am

This is not an erection.

Comment by Rotwang on January 13, 2019 at 2:07pm

If those outfits are not consent, I wish more girls would walk around not consenting.  

Comment by JJJ23 on January 12, 2019 at 9:10pm

This is a movement I could really get behind. (golf swing)

Comment by AKAAB on January 12, 2019 at 10:47am

Assuming that men can read when distracted...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 12, 2019 at 4:20am

Tonight at The Velvet Fog...

"The No, No Nanettes" with Special Guests, "Turd Envy."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 12, 2019 at 4:08am

Introducing Victoria's Secret Spring Protest line.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 10, 2019 at 6:08pm

...the "Stop Doing It Now or We Will Be Completely Naked Next Time" March didn't seem to have it's desired effect... 

Comment by 38chrysler on January 10, 2019 at 3:54pm

...and you girls didn't have my Consent when you gave me the Crabs either...

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 10, 2019 at 8:31am

Yay!

Comment by Ian on January 10, 2019 at 12:12am

"None of us checked the Organ Donor box on our Driver's License right?"

"You could still end up in a morgue as a Jane Doe, then it's a free-for-all."

Comment by MacSpruce on January 9, 2019 at 9:11pm

[at the counter-demonstration]:

What do we want? – Consent!

When do we want it? – Retroactively!

Comment by MacSpruce on January 9, 2019 at 9:04pm

But I distinctly heard her say DON'T… STOP!

Comment by MacSpruce on January 9, 2019 at 9:02pm

… and it sure ain't fashion.

Comment by Scrunt on January 9, 2019 at 6:30pm

"Excuse me, sluts, but you spelled decent wrong."

Comment by Scrunt on January 9, 2019 at 6:16pm

They're putting the sensual in consensual.

Comment by Scrunt on January 9, 2019 at 6:13pm

Wait, does this mean I'm now allowed to stare at their tits?  I'm so confused!

Comment by Scrunt on January 9, 2019 at 6:03pm

When Victoria's secret was finally unveiled, many people were horribly disappointed.

Comment by Scrunt on January 9, 2019 at 6:01pm

After they were sexually assaulted multiple times while protesting in the streets of Paris, they quickly regretted not writing their message in French.

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