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Caption Contest 01-09-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Literally all hovercraft aficionados are fanboys. - Mario!!!

quickly, to the mid life crisis mobile! - mellowpuma

Road rage? No problem. Stinger missiles optional. - RunSilent RunDeep

"If this doesn't get me laid, nothing will." - Scrunt


Bronze:

It's the physical manifestation of his subconscious desire to mate with the queen and then die. - MacSpruce

Silver:

Over the Top Gear - VomitFlop

Gold:

It goes from 0 to 60 in under 2 seconds. Well, parts of it do. - JJJ23

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Comment by Hugh Jassole on January 18, 2017 at 2:39pm

Like a rock.....

Comment by Hugh Jassole on January 18, 2017 at 2:39pm

You see, THIS is why there HAS to be judgement in brainstorming......

Comment by Hugh Jassole on January 18, 2017 at 2:32pm

"Yep. I built her myself. Blindfolded." 

Comment by Hugh Jassole on January 18, 2017 at 2:30pm

"I told you I'd help you get laid, son.....Anyway, Happy Birthday."

Comment by Hugh Jassole on January 18, 2017 at 2:28pm

"I call her the Pussy Wagon 5000."  

Comment by Scrunt on January 14, 2017 at 11:20pm

"Icarus has nothing on me.  It's solar powered!"

Comment by Scrunt on January 14, 2017 at 11:17pm

"If this doesn't get me laid, nothing will."

Comment by Scrunt on January 14, 2017 at 11:16pm

"Let's just say there's a new heavy weight champion when it comes to indoor grilling.  I'm looking at you George Foreman."

Comment by JJJ23 on January 14, 2017 at 6:02pm

I call it the aeroplane!

Comment by Ian on January 13, 2017 at 9:27pm

"Most of the lift is achieved via the giant balloon filled with Hydrogen just beyond the main thrust ports." -Adolph Pinto

Comment by Bill Staples on January 13, 2017 at 1:02pm
Hate to see the size of the No Pest Strip
Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 13, 2017 at 11:17am

Road rage? No problem. Stinger missiles optional.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 13, 2017 at 11:11am

"Soon, people will be flying everywhere," according to Cosmo Spacely.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 13, 2017 at 11:06am

After investing thousands, solitaire is still his favorite function.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 13, 2017 at 7:57am

Let's hope it works better than his cure for baldness.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 13, 2017 at 7:56am

It's the physical manifestation of his subconscious desire to mate with the queen and then die.

Comment by Bill Staples on January 12, 2017 at 6:03pm

And me without my giant can of Raid

Comment by Iverneil on January 12, 2017 at 2:27pm

Drones are all well and good but I'm not a big fan.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 11, 2017 at 12:34pm

Ted was later described in the news report as an unidentified dying object. 

Comment by JJJ23 on January 11, 2017 at 12:31pm

Yeah, me and my brother built it in just under a week. Oh, our last name is Wrong, why do you ask?

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