Literally all hovercraft aficionados are fanboys. - Mario!!!
quickly, to the mid life crisis mobile! - mellowpuma
Road rage? No problem. Stinger missiles optional. - RunSilent RunDeep
"If this doesn't get me laid, nothing will." - Scrunt
It's the physical manifestation of his subconscious desire to mate with the queen and then die. - MacSpruce
Over the Top Gear - VomitFlop
It goes from 0 to 60 in under 2 seconds. Well, parts of it do. - JJJ23