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Caption Contest 01-09-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Literally all hovercraft aficionados are fanboys. - Mario!!!

quickly, to the mid life crisis mobile! - mellowpuma

Road rage? No problem. Stinger missiles optional. - RunSilent RunDeep

"If this doesn't get me laid, nothing will." - Scrunt


Bronze:

It's the physical manifestation of his subconscious desire to mate with the queen and then die. - MacSpruce

Silver:

Over the Top Gear - VomitFlop

Gold:

It goes from 0 to 60 in under 2 seconds. Well, parts of it do. - JJJ23

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Comment by JJJ23 on January 11, 2017 at 12:26pm

It goes from 0 to 60 in under 2 seconds. Well, parts of it do.

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 11, 2017 at 8:14am

That thing got a Hemi?

Comment by mellowpuma on January 11, 2017 at 5:42am

it do take money, it do take fame, it do take a credit card to ride this train

it's weak and it's slow and it's crewel sometimes

and it might just cost your life

it's the power of hate.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 11, 2017 at 5:30am

if you respond "yeah, i kinda liked the back to the future movies" he will behead you.

Comment by Scrunt on January 10, 2017 at 8:06pm

"Laugh all you want, but when Trump starts WWIII and you're all down here dying, I'll be safe up there on the moon saying 'I told you so.'"

Comment by Scrunt on January 10, 2017 at 6:52pm

I heard the SpaceX program had recently taken a few steps back, but I had no idea it was this bad.

Comment by Scrunt on January 10, 2017 at 6:48pm

"It cost me 12 years of my life, all my savings and a marriage, but my self-propelled vacuum cleaner prototype is finally complete.  Sure, I need to scale the size dow-  Roomba?  What's a Roomba?"

Comment by Scrunt on January 10, 2017 at 6:40pm

"Mr. Johnson, are you sure you didn't help your son with his school science project?"

Comment by Scrunt on January 10, 2017 at 6:38pm

"Roads?  Where we're going, we don't need roads."

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 10, 2017 at 6:01pm

headlights inventor found it using a sex toy, in contrast to the fleshlight

Comment by 38chrysler on January 10, 2017 at 4:20pm

As long as it has a backseat people will be having Sex in it.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 10, 2017 at 7:24am

President Trump your new Air force 1 is ready.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 10, 2017 at 7:15am

Solar powered Bat mobile, not cool.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 9, 2017 at 1:06pm

engineers at amazon were afraid to tell jeff bezos that flying cars aren't going to work, so they just made a really ugly 14 billion dollar tricycle to shut him up.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 9, 2017 at 1:02pm

quickly, to the mid life crisis mobile!

Comment by 38chrysler on January 9, 2017 at 12:25pm

Step into my Moon Vehicle here and lets have a look at Uranus.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 9, 2017 at 12:23pm

Houston, we have a girdle to deliver!

Comment by 38chrysler on January 9, 2017 at 12:17pm

J Edgar Hoover Craft... most photos show it with a Bra on the front.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 9, 2017 at 12:13pm

Bad To The Drone

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 9, 2017 at 12:12pm

"Go ahead, make my delivery!"

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