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He's the new Sturgeon General of China.
Asian fraternities take swallowing goldfish to a whole new level.
He's making those flipperant remarks again.
Some parts of rural Asia have strange training to prepare the groom for giving oral pleasure to the bride.
In America, we say, "Cat got your tongue?"
In Asia, they say, "Catfish got your tongue?"
Clearly, you can see he is a pacifisht.
"Chan, your Dentist said your teeth need Whitening", not "Whiting" and besides, that's a mullet, God you're stupid.
Well, after Blackfish, Seaworld had to replace Shamu with SOMETHING.
that's right jerry, what a great kickoff to golemcon 2018.
the winner receives "the precious"
tuna in a can? but that takes so long! how do i profit?
now where did i leave that fish? darn, i know it's around here somewhere.
They, said some day you'll find
All who love are blind
When you heart's on fire
You must realize
Fish gets in your mouth.
the chinese reality game show: so you think you can make our audience vomit?
he's got the eye of the tiger. boy did that tiger fight him though.
he was two days from retirement, then the fish jumped in his mouth ...
west side reprazeeent!
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