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Caption Contest 01-08-2018

Honorable Mentions:

He's the new Sturgeon General of China. - KariGrant

Give me two more minutes while I mullet over. - Iverneil

Carp Diem - VomitFlop

Bronze:

Don't ask where he put the blowfish. - AKAAB

Silver:

the winner receives "the precious" - mellowpuma

Gold:

Fish may be brain food, but it has its limits. - Scrunt

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Comment by MacSpruce on January 21, 2018 at 7:37pm

Hang on.. he seems to be signaling that there are in fact two sole survivors…

Comment by AKAAB on January 14, 2018 at 3:57pm

Japped lips

Comment by Rosedude on January 10, 2018 at 7:23pm

Fish and Nips

Comment by Rotwang on January 10, 2018 at 6:23am

A roly poly and a fish head.  

Comment by Rotwang on January 10, 2018 at 6:19am

Hey if you eat as much pussy as I do, it's not really much of a big deal.  

Comment by 38chrysler on January 9, 2018 at 6:59pm

Frenching Nemo

Comment by mellowpuma on January 9, 2018 at 7:46am

oh no, codzirra

Comment by 38chrysler on January 8, 2018 at 11:23am

Bass Kisser

Comment by Mario!!! on January 8, 2018 at 9:20am

No one had the heart to try and explain to Jerry why mouth to bass resuscitation wouldn't work.

Comment by Iverneil on January 8, 2018 at 9:10am

His name is Quai Chang Xenophang, but his friends call him Gill.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 8, 2018 at 8:51am

Peace, Love & Rainbow Trout

Comment by Ian on January 8, 2018 at 4:06am

"Which came first?  The Chicken of the Sea or the Egg-head?"

Comment by Ian on January 8, 2018 at 4:03am

From the Bureau of Not What You Thought it Was:  Roe vs. Wade

Comment by Ian on January 8, 2018 at 3:59am

This is the song he plays before every troutament.

Comment by Ian on January 8, 2018 at 3:57am

"Bear suits?  We don't need no stinking bear suits!"

Comment by KariGrant on January 7, 2018 at 11:57pm

Welcome back, Codder.

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 7, 2018 at 8:41pm

literally catfished

Comment by JJJ23 on January 7, 2018 at 7:44pm

Look at him go! That Ching's a real fishhead! Wait, what'd I say? His name is Ching, and this isn't the first time I've seen him eat fish. Also, he's a terrible driver.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 7, 2018 at 7:39pm

Fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin', just to get up that hill. Now we're up in the the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me baby. Ain't nothin' wrong with that. (if you were waiting for a joke I've just wasted your time, but hey, it's a good song though.)

Comment by 38chrysler on January 7, 2018 at 6:14pm

He finally figured out how to get his girlfriends taste out of his mouth.

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