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Fish and Nips
A roly poly and a fish head.
Hey if you eat as much pussy as I do, it's not really much of a big deal.
oh no, codzirra
No one had the heart to try and explain to Jerry why mouth to bass resuscitation wouldn't work.
His name is Quai Chang Xenophang, but his friends call him Gill.
Peace, Love & Rainbow Trout
"Which came first? The Chicken of the Sea or the Egg-head?"
From the Bureau of Not What You Thought it Was: Roe vs. Wade
This is the song he plays before every troutament.
"Bear suits? We don't need no stinking bear suits!"
Welcome back, Codder.
Look at him go! That Ching's a real fishhead! Wait, what'd I say? His name is Ching, and this isn't the first time I've seen him eat fish. Also, he's a terrible driver.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin', just to get up that hill. Now we're up in the the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me baby. Ain't nothin' wrong with that. (if you were waiting for a joke I've just wasted your time, but hey, it's a good song though.)
He finally figured out how to get his girlfriends taste out of his mouth.
"Do you have any twos?"
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