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so the signs are in english. are we supposed to help somehow? should we use our internet satellite laser? do we have that? also, let's invent that. al gore, get on that. invent that.
my net strike boys all the boys to the yard. and one angry girl, sorry angry girl, it was just meant for the boys. sorry you were caught up in this.
i had to look at my girlfriend's actual boobies! do you know what that's like! they aren't as good!
We haven't watched Porn in over 3 months... If it keeps this up we will have to try real sex for the first time...
And yet, the updates keep loading somehow.
"Dudes, you're getting Dealt!"
Think of it as an extremely efficient screen saver.
On the bright side, the mountain slopes of the Kashmir Valley produce some of the finest hashish anywhere, so it’s not like there’s nothing to do for entertainment.
"Hussain, we have a problem!"
"I called tech support and got myself! Can you believe that?"
AOL: Armenia Off Line
Days and Confused
"Would someone please tell us if the Cleveland Browns won!"
A village elder walked by and suggested masturbation as an alternative, or stand up comedy.
No Internet, No Job, No Service!
To pass the time, they stared at each other and attempted to converse.
Oh the hu-latency.
Will trade food for WiFi
"Stop being such drama queens! It's only been 2 hours, not 100 days."
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