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What he does with oil is downright crude.
Oh so that's how they clean coal.
Man gives thanks after passing the world's biggest kidney stone.
Beverly Hillbillies reboot.
Haven't seen that much black gold since Beyonce'.
♫♫But, baby it's coal outside...♪
Tastes like dinosaur.
We're gonna rock this town rock it inside out.
The dirty kiss that caused a miner scandal.
The Coal Miner's Dotty
later that night he chose to identify sexually as a black powder rifle.
my micaceous shale brings all the boys to the yard.
wait, it's bitumen? great. now i have to register as a gay.
his wife always gets angry when he comes home with charcoal on his collar.
Still not as bad for you as eating Taco Bell.
...and I was told you got Coal Sores from kissing girls with the Herpes Virus...
"In America, you have an unhealthy love affair with coal. In Soviet Russia, it's until death do us part."
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