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Must be that bithumanous coal they talk about
After all it was a triple dog dare.
And Roy's lips find themselves between a rock and a hard place.
Once again Bob fell for the old really it's sponge cake trick, this time he only lost one tooth.
Burt likes to kiss it wear the sun don't shine.
"If you finish it in an hour it's free."
The coal was later arrested for having sex with a miner.
Not all stoners get high by smoking weed.
"Well, that explains why Alan is always so gassy."
Rock 'n' Old
No one had the heart to tell Dave that's not how you play rock music.
Once you go Black, you never go back.
that there is old larry. now some people like coal, but now, old larry, he loves coal. we have to stop old larry from taking some coal home with him at night, if you catch my drift.
oil, now, oil they call "texas tea".
coal, now, coal they call a "kentucky sandwich".
now that oil one, that's what they call a "figure of speech", they don't actually drink the oil in texas.
don't worry, this is some of that "clean coal" they talk about during the presidential elections.
later that night, he fracked it.
virginia is for lovers. it's hard on the landscape. all the trees have holes in them.
Can I kiss this chunk of coal for the picture? You bet I can-cer!
Make love, not war!
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