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Caption Contest 01-06-2019

Honorable Mentions:

Can I kiss this chunk of coal for the picture? You bet I can-cer! - JJJ23

"If you finish it in an hour it's free." - Mervin97

Fossil Fool - MacSpruce

Bronze:

The coal was later arrested for having sex with a miner. - Scrunt

Silver:

You think this is bad? What he does with oil is downright crude. - Rotwang

Gold:

later that night, he fracked it. - mellowpuma

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Comment by Mario!!! on January 8, 2019 at 8:41am

Coalplay

Comment by 38chrysler on January 7, 2019 at 1:00pm

...and I was told you got Coal Sores from kissing girls with the Herpes Virus...

Comment by Ian on January 6, 2019 at 8:03pm

"In America, you have an unhealthy love affair with coal.  In Soviet Russia, it's until death do us part."

Comment by Iverneil on January 6, 2019 at 7:45pm

Must be that bithumanous coal they talk about

Comment by Mervin97 on January 6, 2019 at 5:18pm

After all it was a triple dog dare.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 6, 2019 at 5:17pm

And Roy's lips find themselves between a rock and a hard place.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 6, 2019 at 5:15pm

Once again Bob fell for the old really it's sponge cake trick, this time he only lost one tooth.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 6, 2019 at 5:04pm

Burt likes to kiss it wear the sun don't shine.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 6, 2019 at 5:01pm

"If you finish it in an hour it's free."

Comment by Scrunt on January 6, 2019 at 1:51pm

The coal was later arrested for having sex with a miner.

Comment by Scrunt on January 6, 2019 at 1:42pm

Not all stoners get high by smoking weed.

Comment by Scrunt on January 6, 2019 at 1:40pm

"Well, that explains why Alan is always so gassy."

Comment by Scrunt on January 6, 2019 at 1:37pm

Rock 'n' Old

Comment by Scrunt on January 6, 2019 at 1:32pm

No one had the heart to tell Dave that's not how you play rock music.

Comment by Scrunt on January 6, 2019 at 1:31pm

"My PRECIOUS!!!"

Comment by 38chrysler on January 6, 2019 at 10:27am

Once you go Black, you never go back.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 6, 2019 at 9:42am

that there is old larry.  now some people like coal, but now, old larry, he loves coal.  we have to stop old larry from taking some coal home with him at night, if you catch my drift.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 6, 2019 at 9:36am

oil, now, oil they call "texas tea". 

coal, now, coal they call a "kentucky sandwich".  

now that oil one, that's what they call a "figure of speech", they don't actually drink the oil in texas.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 6, 2019 at 9:30am

don't worry, this is some of that "clean coal" they talk about during the presidential elections.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 6, 2019 at 9:25am

later that night, he fracked it.

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