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Caption Contest 01-06-2019

Honorable Mentions:

Can I kiss this chunk of coal for the picture? You bet I can-cer! - JJJ23

"If you finish it in an hour it's free." - Mervin97

Fossil Fool - MacSpruce

Bronze:

The coal was later arrested for having sex with a miner. - Scrunt

Silver:

You think this is bad? What he does with oil is downright crude. - Rotwang

Gold:

later that night, he fracked it. - mellowpuma

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Comment by mellowpuma on January 6, 2019 at 9:10am

virginia is for lovers.  it's hard on the landscape.  all the trees have holes in them.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 6, 2019 at 7:36am

Can I kiss this chunk of coal for the picture? You bet I can-cer!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 6, 2019 at 6:57am

Make love, not war!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 6, 2019 at 6:46am

Bob really sucked when it came to sharing his bonus.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 6, 2019 at 6:37am

Nat King Coal

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 6, 2019 at 6:35am

Sometimes Charlie was fuel of shit when it came to his love life!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 6, 2019 at 6:31am

Winning the lottery in West Virginia is like kissing your sister!

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 5, 2019 at 11:35pm

Sucking back a coal one.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 5, 2019 at 10:22pm

"Back in the 80's, a rock like this would last me the whole weekend."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 5, 2019 at 10:18pm

♫ Black coal son won't you come & wash away the rain? 

Comment by VomitFlop on January 5, 2019 at 10:15pm

Coal Slaw

Comment by VomitFlop on January 5, 2019 at 10:15pm

"The doctors said they had never seen a more unusual kidney stone in their entire careers."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 5, 2019 at 10:14pm

Mine Kampf

Comment by VomitFlop on January 5, 2019 at 10:13pm

"Thanks, Santa!"

Comment by 38chrysler on January 5, 2019 at 9:41pm

...not the first time he's had his lips on something big, black and hard.

Comment by KariGrant on January 5, 2019 at 8:03pm

A couple of minutes of that and then he peed on it.

Comment by KariGrant on January 5, 2019 at 8:02pm

Bad day at black rock.

Comment by Iverneil on January 5, 2019 at 7:50pm

When winning means going back to the coal mines.

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