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Caption Contest 01-06-2019

Honorable Mentions:

Can I kiss this chunk of coal for the picture? You bet I can-cer! - JJJ23

"If you finish it in an hour it's free." - Mervin97

Fossil Fool - MacSpruce

Bronze:

The coal was later arrested for having sex with a miner. - Scrunt

Silver:

You think this is bad? What he does with oil is downright crude. - Rotwang

Gold:

later that night, he fracked it. - mellowpuma

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Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2019 at 8:47pm

Oh I wish, I wish, civilization would just stop!

Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2019 at 8:46pm

I'd heard coal mining sucks.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 17, 2019 at 6:45pm

Hands Up!... Don't Soot!

Comment by Rotwang on January 15, 2019 at 7:58pm

You think this is bad? What he does with oil is downright crude. 

Comment by Rotwang on January 15, 2019 at 7:25am

Oh so that's how they clean coal.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 14, 2019 at 12:03pm

Man gives thanks after passing the world's biggest kidney stone.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 14, 2019 at 12:02pm

Beverly Hillbillies reboot.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 14, 2019 at 12:02pm

Haven't seen that much black gold since Beyonce'.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 14, 2019 at 12:00pm

Beverly Hillbillies reboot.

Comment by AKAAB on January 12, 2019 at 10:49am

♫♫But, baby it's coal outside...♪

Comment by AKAAB on January 12, 2019 at 10:49am

Tastes like dinosaur.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 9, 2019 at 1:24pm

We're gonna rock this town rock it inside out.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 8, 2019 at 10:06pm

Fossil Fool

Comment by MacSpruce on January 8, 2019 at 10:05pm

The dirty kiss that caused a miner scandal.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 8, 2019 at 9:59pm

The Coal Miner's Dotty

Comment by mellowpuma on January 8, 2019 at 3:41pm

later that night he chose to identify sexually as a black powder rifle.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 8, 2019 at 3:38pm

my micaceous shale brings all the boys to the yard.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 8, 2019 at 3:33pm

wait, it's bitumen?  great. now i have to register as a gay.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 8, 2019 at 3:31pm

his wife always gets angry when he comes home with charcoal on his collar.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 8, 2019 at 8:41am

Still not as bad for you as eating Taco Bell.

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