Join Comedy Whirled
"We're trying to get to Smokey's house but my Waze is down."
"Sorry guys my bad I meant to swipe left."
"So not only do we have trouble getting phone service in the jungle Apple is slowing down our iphone."
"Shouldn't you assholes be hibernating right about now?"
"Kinda hard to prevent forest fires if you're too busy trying to get the high score in Candy Crush, isn't it?"
"You guys seriously named yourselves Yogi & Boo-Boo? Goddamn is that fucking creepy."
"That's the cunt right there. Her name was Goldilocks."
"Sorry, guys, I had to put my costume in the wash. Can we reschedule the heist for some other time?"
"Well, this certainly isn't the type of Ted talk I was seeking out."
© 2018 Whirled Wide Network
Powered by You! Thank You for your continued support.
Complain Complain Complain |
Terms of Service
Please check your browser settings or contact your system administrator.