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Caption Contest 01-05-2018

Honorable Mentions:

“I’m gonna do it in your mouth if you ask me where we shit one more time.” - Scrunt

this story where putin says he wrestled bears, he leaves out the part where he met the bears at a hotel. - mellowpuma

I need the money up front then I'll ride with you guys to the honey pot. - JJJ23

Bronze:

"This is your idea of witness protection?" - Mervin97

Silver:

"Can you help us? We're trying to call a Taxidermist." - Ian

Gold:

I did say wild sex, but not like this. - Iverneil

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Comment by Mervin97 on January 5, 2018 at 5:29am

"We're trying to get to Smokey's house but my Waze is down."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 5, 2018 at 5:23am

"Sorry guys my bad I meant to swipe left."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 5, 2018 at 5:20am

"So not only do we have trouble getting phone service in the jungle Apple is slowing down our iphone."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 4, 2018 at 8:26pm

"Shouldn't you assholes be hibernating right about now?"

Comment by VomitFlop on January 4, 2018 at 8:25pm

"Kinda hard to prevent forest fires if you're too busy trying to get the high score in Candy Crush, isn't it?"

Comment by VomitFlop on January 4, 2018 at 8:20pm

"You guys seriously named yourselves Yogi & Boo-Boo? Goddamn is that fucking creepy."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 4, 2018 at 8:17pm

"That's the cunt right there. Her name was Goldilocks."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 4, 2018 at 8:15pm

"Sorry, guys, I had to put my costume in the wash. Can we reschedule the heist for some other time?"

Comment by VomitFlop on January 4, 2018 at 8:13pm

"Well, this certainly isn't the type of Ted talk I was seeking out."

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